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141. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

Q - you want me to whip good and hard first? Ive got my new whip to break in! (Its got a pearl handle y'know!)

What !?! Oh, actually it was just time for Mikey to have his checkup. His blood surgar is a little high, but otherwise fit for duty. It was Hottie Nurse Knightly who wanted to borrow the tools....she was grumbling something about Mikey and snipping something....

142. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

Enough tish-tosh.. lets set sail already. Ive got my monkey what more could I ask for?!! Maybe a pair of hands.. but that is neigher here nor there..

I am starting to get the shakes. Wheres the case o'rum?

143. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Orders have been received from the King and we will be by-passing St. Louis (since it has taken everyone sooooo long to get back on board). Though, a couple of hangings could prove to be entertaining... No, orders are orders and we must continue down river to New Orleans. (Yeah, thought you'd all like that!)

Purdy: Our brunch has not been delivered yet. See to the kitchen staff and whip them into shape. We're starving up here!

Jase: Our Irish coffee hasn't arrived either! See to it that the whiskey has not been drained dry. Also, escort your bimbos to the pier. You can find more of their ilk in New Orleans. We will not be taking on extra passengers when there's a vast supply available at our destination.

Q.: Just give Nurse Knightly the weapons, errmmm, I mean the surgical instruments. What she does with them is her business. Also check you supplies - New Orleans will be our last restocking port for awhile. (I know a couple of great places for all the items that you and I will need!)

Coco-chloe: Keep that monkey under control and teach him some manners! He keeps stealing the King's chestwig and that will not do!

Mikey: Haul your ass back up that mast! We must fly our colors at all times when under sail. You can shag your fiancee after your shift is finished - if she's released from the brig for chewing off Coco's hands. And, if Nurse Knightly hasn't found you yet...

James: The pole dancer has to go too. Hand her over to Jase to escort off with his trollops. Laundry seems to be piling up - just don't you dare mix the darks with the lights or Purdy's wrath will be felt. (And, you know how hard it is to get a blood stain our of whites.)

Hien: Since you have been elected mascot of the Lucretia. Be so kind as to don this parrot outfit since no one seems to know what happened to Sander.

Cupcake: You will be released from the brig as soon as you apologize for chewing off Coco's hands. You will also be in charge of swabbing the decks. There will be no lip-ripping.

Tway: Queue the Musak and return the remaining chocolate turtles to the stores. Have you been the one draining the whiskey barrels??? Gggggrrrrrrr!!!!!

Pardushopper: Are you getting all this written down?? Don't tell me you are out of ink again. How many times have you been told, pictures of matchstick men does not do justice to quality documentation. Besides, that stick figure doesn't look anything like the king. Where's the chestwig?

All right! Now that you have your orders, go! Get busy! Anyone I forgot to mention - just do something useful. PURDY!!!!!!!!!!! Where's that brunch?????????????

144. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

What !!
Not going to happen, i'll exchange one of them once we get to the next port. But i need them for the trip
As for Irish Coffee? well no one asked for me to get Coffee in - how about a few nice drams, get your mind off things .... ;);)

[ Edit: Edited at Jul 18, 2006 9:56 AM by Jase007 ]

145. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Brunch is enroute - lm thinking Eggs Benedict, toast and a danish? I was trying to get you some chocolate to enjoy with your Irish Coffee but l cant get near the stores (yip CC again and l like my hands l need them for whipping!)

James seems to be slacking a bit so l propose a light whipping just to move his ass into gear!

The Irish Coffee was a good idea BUT there's no whiskey left, so l though Baileys Coffee - but Rraven drank the last of it last night, so l made some Jamacian Coffee with a special stash of rum l have hiden!!

146. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

Brunch is enroute - lm thinking Eggs Benedict, toast and a danish? I was trying to get you some chocolate to enjoy with your Irish Coffee but l cant get near the stores (yip CC again and l like my hands l need them for whipping!)

James seems to be slacking a bit so l propose a light whipping just to move his ass into gear!

The Irish Coffee was a good idea BUT there's no whiskey left, so l though Baileys Coffee - but Rraven drank the last of it last night, so l made some Jamacian Coffee with a special stash of rum l have hiden!!

OOooohhhh, Eggs Benedict!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yum!!!!!!!!!!! And, nothing better than a little Blue Mountain coffee with a splash of rum! I do hope it is Appleton...

Guess CC and Mikey are going to have to wait a bit longer for that scrumping as she can't stop chewing on crew members and is ordered back to the brig.

We also have a new addition to the crew. Brenday (B) has been hired as cook as long as he only makes lentils as a side dish. (I hear the fish like lentils so anyone wanting to dump them over board has permission.) Tofu will also NOT be on the menu for any reason what-so-ever. If B does not perform his duties adequately, there are a few back-up postions still available.

147. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

The witchdoctor does not sacrifice tofu to the gods of wind and wave !! The gods will not be pleased with soybeans.

ps - please ignore cries of pain and pleads for mercy coming from first aide room. I believe hottie nurse Knightly is busy with patent.

148. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Breakfast! What a great idea! Now, if only I could sneak past the waffle-hogs so I can load up my backpack with peanut-butter samples and make my way back downstairs. Oh - no one will miss the chocolate fountain if I just...tuck it under...like...ah! Perfect!

149. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Guess CC and Mikey are going to have to wait a bit longer for that scrumping as she can't stop chewing on crew members and is ordered back to the brig.

HA! Like I can't do two things at once!
(thwap...whoops, sorry, I was walking and trying to chew gum at the same time ;) )

150. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

If we are putting in breakfast orders, and since we are going to be rapeing and pillaging, drinking and dancing.
Can I have Bacon, Eggs, Beans, Toast, White Pudding, and some fruit.

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