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151. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

All breakfast orders have been sent down the galley to Brendan - he was trying to sneak some tofu sausages in but l promptly gave him a whipping and he now knows not to try and pass us off with soya imposters! Priates need meat to go a havoc causing!!

Jase - can you get the bar ready with drinks set up coffees with a selection of liquor if you can find any.

Now are there ANY MORE breakfast orders before the kitchen closes - Brendan wants to go a pillage too and has an eye patch on and skull and cross bow earing dangling from his ear in anticipation!

152. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Witch Doctor Q, is Mikey still being looked after? I checked on him and I think some bloodletting would be in order.

Here's the ink bottle, whenever you're ready...

And could I request that the slaves are being released on our next land trip, they attract wasps...

153. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Like I pointed out yesterday, we have stacks of booze (a good pillaging run, I'd recommend the single malt Dalmore 12 yr old) but I don't have any coffee (do have tea though - tetley tea), so unless someone else has scored some coffee it's off, besides Guinness is a great breakie drink .
Bars open 24hrs (hence the reason I need the floozies ;))remember so we are always ready to party

154. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Jase l simply dont think you are taking being a pirate seriously enough - its not all about partying theres rioting and pillaging to be done, you are first and foremost a pirate and then the ships bar tender after that. You are too easily distracted from the job in hand and therefore l propose that you are put on a floozie embargo meaning you can concentrate on being a pirate then when you prove your skills l will request the Queen and King give you a floosie as reward.

Now get your bum in gear the royal highnesses need some liquid refreshment - the heat is too much - some iced cocktails quick smart.

Dont make me get out the whip....................

EDIT: Purdy has made sure that pirate is now spelt correctly!

[ Edit: Edited at Jul 20, 2006 12:49 PM by Purdy ]

155. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

Jase l simply dont think you are taking being a priate seriously enough - its not all about partying theres rioting and pillaging to be done, you are first and foremost a priate and then the ships bar tender after that. You are too easily distracted from the job in hand and therefore l propose that you are put on a floozie embargo meaning you can concentrate on being a priate then when you prove your skills l will request the Queen and King give you a floosie as reward.

Now get your bum in gear the royal highnesses need some liquid refreshment - the heat is too much - some iced cocktails quick smart.

Dont make me get out the whip....................

I don't mean to be nosy - but what exactly is a priate?

Floozy embargo - I like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well done, QA Purdy! ;)

I suggest getting the whip out just in case those cocktails don't arrive in a timely manner...

156. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Ok so l cant spell pirate its pirate ok ok!! Ive gave myself a few lashes for my spelling mistake (it must be the 2 glasses of cooling wine lve had!!) Isa you miss nothing!!

The whip is in hand and read to be used at any second!

157. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

Ok so l cant spell pirate its pirate ok ok!! Ive gave myself a few lashes for my spelling mistake (it must be the 2 glasses of cooling wine lve had!!) Isa you miss nothing!!

The whip is in hand and read to be used at any second!

How do you read a whip? ;)
Just teasing Purdy...I am the worst speller on TP :(

158. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

Quoting Purdy

Ok so l cant spell pirate its pirate ok ok!! Ive gave myself a few lashes for my spelling mistake (it must be the 2 glasses of cooling wine lve had!!) Isa you miss nothing!!

The whip is in hand and read to be used at any second!

How do you read a whip? ;)
Just teasing Purdy...I am the worst speller on TP :(

Is that anything like Redi-Whip?

The stowaway known as Tway is no slouch when it comes to spelling errors either. Oh, and we won't even bring up the priate/bartender...

Isa admits that her spelling is iffy at times also. Anyone agreeing with that will be drawn and quartered at dawn.

159. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Floozy embargo - I like that!!


WHAT?!?!?!

Does that mean I am not allowed on the ship??????

160. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Isa admits that her spelling is iffy at times also. Anyone agreeing with that will be drawn and quartered at dawn.

Iay greeaay. ooTay adbay saIay an'tcay eadray igpay atinlay ;)

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