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161. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Floozie embargo !!!
You have got to be kidding, it's part of being a Pirate and the spoils of war (rape and pillage the pirate code.
Article 1 subsection A paragraph 1 states:
A pirate shall endevour to rape and pillage as much as possible foresaking all else unless bribed by the captian otherwise.

I'm keeping my end up ;) I think there is a bit of jellously on this one, and as for the whip - bring it on baby

The wenches are bringing up the ice cold drink now ........

162. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

Quoting Isadora

Isa admits that her spelling is iffy at times also. Anyone agreeing with that will be drawn and quartered at dawn.

Iay greeaay. ooTay adbay saIay an'tcay eadray igpay atinlay ;)

I can read "Pig Latin" just fine and you know it!!!!

And, the floozy embargo only covers those who were not hired on as crew. Every pirate ship needs to have one good floozy on board. That's why you are here.

163. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Jase, just for your information: You rape the women on dry land and bring their treasures back to the ship, and NOT the other way round!
It's really hard to get those stains off the gold and silver! Hien the Malaysian trader refuses to buy them off us if they are not clean!

164. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

And, the floozy embargo only covers those who were not hired on as crew. Every pirate ship needs to have one good floozy on board. That's why you are here.

No no no your missing the point they aren't 'Hired' the only payment they are recieving is in kind by myself.
They work hard keeping the bar clean and waitressing the drinks too.
Besides i get to keep them as spoils until trade in time as per the code.
Article 1 subsection A paragraph 2 states:
The bounty and spoils of each pillage shall be divided equally unless the said bounty is the flesh to which the captor has sole possesion rights. However they must first be offered to the captian, in such case the Captian will compensate or replace.

You guys ought to check out the code more
By the way my breakfast was cold this morning and the eggs were hard boiled !!!

165. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Pardus

Jase, just for your information: You rape the women on dry land and bring their treasures back to the ship, and NOT the other way round!
It's really hard to get those stains off the gold and silver! Hien the Malaysian trader refuses to buy them off us if they are not clean!

But these lovely lasses are the treasure and are being treated as such - only the best for a lady ;);)
Besides they are hot hot hot

166. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

I can read "Pig Latin" just fine and you know it!!!!

uh-oh, anyone have a good place I can hide out for a while???

Quoting Isadora

And, the floozy embargo only covers those who were not hired on as crew. Every pirate ship needs to have one good floozy on board. That's why you are here.

You mean???? I have a purpose????? :)

167. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

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You guys ought to check out the code more

But I thought they were more like..........guidelines?

168. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

But I thought they were more like..........guidelines?

No they are open to interpratation, but a code is a code.

Article 0 paragraph 2 of the code states:

The Pirate Code is a binding code that shall overule any laws of any ships or countries that the Pirate shall rape and pillage (see Article 1 subsection A). Any interpretation shall only be that of the Captian or that in charge of the booze.

169. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

There is only one rule! It's called the Golden Rule - He who has the gold makes the rules! And that would be the Captain!

Now shut up and get on with what you're told, you lazy pieces of work!!! Or there will be hangings or certain crewmembers will be sold into slavery to our dear friend Hien the Trader! And we all know what he does with wares that don't sell within a certain amount of time!

Now throw those floozies over board instantly, except for Cuppy who is not a floozy but the Comforter of the Needy(tm)!

Now, GET ON WITH IT! Anybody who'd like to check the Code is welcome to use my library after prior arrangement! I need some time to get those screens up, you know... It's all lies, we are just good friends!

[ Edit: Edited at Jul 21, 2006 6:22 AM by Pardus ]

170. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Phil,
It's Friday and Purdy is in charge NOT you so go run and play with your guns or something.
I'm not letting my floozies go and thats that. I might trade one in for a newer or more adventerous model, but until then BOG OFF !!

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