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171. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Oh Jason - you know it was my idea for the floozie embargo to start with - why would l have a different view now! The floozies MUST go - you have Cupcake on board and she is all the woman you need and she can keep you on your toes - simply feed her chocolate and she will be eating out of the palm of your hand!

ANYWAY - as lm in charge lm going to suggest to Rraven that we have a theme night on deck tonight - HAWAIAN night (cos my other half just landed and sent me a SMS from Wakiki bloody beach!) - Jase - some authentic cocktails if you please, and who will organise the leis, grass skirts and cocconut tops (although these are optional!) TWAY - line up some appropriate music, and Mikey - your in charge of the limbo competition - HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!!

And l have a slight problem my whip seems to have gone missing - who has taken it - would whoever it was own up and l will go easy on them otherwise l will just have to beat everyone with a brush shaft until it turns up........

172. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Oooooohhhhh, Hawaiian Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can use Jase's floozies as tiki-torches. All they have to do is stand there holding the candles. And, that's ALL they get to do!!!

Purdy - please keep track of your whip. If I find it in the jacuzzi one more time, it will be taken away and replaced with a roll of toilet paper. (Try whipping the crew in shape with that!) Look, it has shrunk to half it's original size after being wet for so long.

Please inform the King and me when the party starts. We will be picking out the appropriate outfits until then. Oh, and where are our pre-party cocktails??? JASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

173. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

I SWEAR I DIDNT LEAVE IT IN THE JACUZZI Now look at it. Its tiny, and the pearl encrusted handle is ruined. Awh who put it in the jacuzzi?

Is there a rack on board that l could give it a stretch?

Purdy, QA is very upset about the state of her whip and slopes off to the bar to drown her sorrows....

174. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

[bIs there a rack on board that l could give it a stretch?

You need to ask??? (Think Addams Family meets Captain Jack Sparrow...) Go and give it a stretch, we'll see about replacing the pearls with abalone shell - prettier colors and not damaged by looooooong periods in the jacuzzi. You can keep the pearls.

Are all the decorations in order for Hawaiian night??? I can smell the roasting pork from up here! Yum! (Good show, B - a vegetarian cook willing to roast a pig is worthy of keeping the job - at the moment. Remember, lentils on the side...)

JASE!!!!!!!!!!!! Those pre-party drinks are a long time coming!!!! Keep this up and those floozies will not only be the torch bearers, they'll be the torches!!!!!!!!!!!

Make the most of the weekend celebrations as we will make port in New Orleans on Monday. Witch Doctor Q, do an inventory of your supplies. We don't want you lacking when it comes to "repairing" the crew. In fact, everyone take an inventory of their decks and start making a list of supplies.

As for not asking permission to leave ship for 4 days, Mikey has been demoted from flag to deck mop. He will remain as such until proven worthy for something else.

Tway, queue the luau music and release CC from the brig to help Mikey swab the decks before the party starts. Purdy is busy drowning her sorrows.... Probably having to pour her own drinks since Jase has gone missing again... Someone find me Jase and his floozies!!! NOW!!!

175. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Opps, sorry about the delay I was looking for something (damn i'm sure we had the whip near the hot tub jase scratches his head, just hope e-bay delivers to boats 24hrs they'll never know)
Here you go a wheelie bin full of margaritas for starters, Martini's to follow, and anyone left standing will appreciate the punch I made .
I've got the floozies standing with the touches and it looks like club tropicana , (had to whip them in shape too ;))
Where is the music?

Note to Purdy - CC is with mikey and i'm not taking seconds
and where is the nurse? i could do with having these cuts seen to ........

176. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Witch Doctor Q, do an inventory of your supplies. We don't want you lacking when it comes to "repairing" the crew.

Are we expecting trouble then ? Well I'm not lifting a finger until those insurance forms are all filled out and filed. Health insurance numbers and home addresses !! How many times do I have to tell you lot not to forget your health insurance numbers !!

The witchdoctor does not do Hawaiian. I will therefore, aforementioned, forewith, put a curse on said happenings !!

177. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Tway, queue the luau music and release CC from the brig to help Mikey swab the decks before the party starts.

Oh sure! Like I don't wash enough floors as it is! :P
I am filing a formal complaint dammit, I wanna be a pole dancer..a tall pole dancer....a tall blonde pole dancer...(since I am dreaming..I am going to dream BIG)....a tall stacked blonde pole dancer....wait! I've got it! A rich, tall, stacked, blonde pole dancing surgeon! YES! That is what I want!!!

Who is our HR person??? Or am I looking for a genie in a lamp? ;)
p.s. Jase? seconds? You get nothing. I have not received a SINGLE chocolate bar from you....(crossing Jase off the christmas card list!)

Edit: someday, I will learn to spell....

[ Edit: Edited at Jul 21, 2006 9:35 PM by Cupcake ]

178. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

Who is our HR person??? Or am I looking for a genie in a lamp? ;)
p.s. Jase? seconds? You get nothing. I have not received a SINGLE chocolate bar from you....(crossing Jase off the christmas card list!)

Edit: someday, I will learn to spell....

Well, you never sent me one last year either
I hear Cadbury has a stockpile they want to get rid of cheap if your interested ?;)

179. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

Who is our HR person??? Or am I looking for a genie in a lamp? ;)

1) Me - your complaint is being taken under consideration.
2) No - the genie is busy elsewhere at this time.

180. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

When should we arrive in New Orleans? What should the weather be like? Could l top up my tan in between pillaging? Maybe we should steal some jazz musicans and make them play on board and if they dont do it adequately l can just whip them again!!!

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