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181. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Good question P, I need to trade one of the floozies in, the party over the weekend waore her out, and she singed her hair whilst holding one of the tourches too.
Drink stocks are getting a bit on the low side so we ought to head for shore and a bit of excitement and top up supplies

182. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Did you all enjoy the seafood surprise ??

183. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

It sure was a supprise

184. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Was the surprise a dose of food poisioning??? I was hanging my head over board all night!! But dont think l didnt notice the shenanigans going on when you all thought l was too ill to notice... Oh l saw and as soon as my whip is back from being stretched and having its handle sorted out l will be drawing up a whipping list.

185. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

All hands on deck! All heands on deck!!! Jase is performing a flying feet with one of the galley wenches!

Meanwhile, the stowaway uses the distraction to load up on the wine casks and profiteroles saved from a sinking French ship...

186. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

T, will you stop spying on me, the shutters were closed for a reason ;)

and don't worry about the wine, it's sorted....now where is breakfast, it ought to have been here by now !!!

187. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Has anyone seen Brendan???? He hasnt come out of that galley in a very long time.

Jase l thought you were getting rid of that wench? I thought she was worn out?

188. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

Has anyone seen Brendan???? He hasnt come out of that galley in a very long time.

Jase l thought you were getting rid of that wench? I thought she was worn out?

Getting rid on one of them, but i still need to find a replacement ;)

189. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Psst...you didn't hear it from me... but the wench in question looked a lot like a young male vegan cyclist from B.C. ...

190. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Psst...you didn't hear it from me... but the wench in question looked a lot like a young male vegan cyclist from B.C. ...

OK we didn't, you been to get those new glasses the doctor told you to get, blind as a bat was his discription of you eyesight.

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