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191. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

you're getting a little too handy with that whip, Purdy. ;)

Let me say it now! The witchdoctor does not treat STDs without fully completed insurance forms submitted 3 days prior to treatment!

192. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have entered the harbor in New Orleans! Here are the orders of the day!!!

Purdy: Brendan is still missing! Find him immediately so he can restock the galley. And, while you're at it - tell James his laundry skills need improvement. If I wanted my everything to look like it has been tie-dyed, I would have bought it that way...

Jase: Report to the Witch Doctor for your penecillin jabs. Be sure to show up 3 times a day for the next 5 days. Also have your insurance form filled out in triplicate as I'm tired of hearing from Q. that no one is getting them done properly! Oh, and trade that singed floozy for a new model - that one's looked a bit used and abused...

Q.: After giving Jase his STD jab, head down to the local VooDoo shop and pillage the supplies you need to restock the surgery. Also make sure you have enough penecillin for Jase's whole treatment.

Coco-chloe: That monkey better start behaving!!! He's been stealing everything he can get his little furry hands on and is a lush! He has a thing for rum and has been seen swinging from the mast with his tail wrapped around a bottle.

Mikey: Since you did such a magnificent job at being the mop, you have been promoted to dishwasher. Be sure to empty the bucket of deck water before starting the dishes. They are beginning to pile up and paper plates just won't do!

Hien: Why aren't you in the parrot outfit??? What kind of mascot are you anyway??? It's hard finding good help these days...

Cupcake: You are being given another chance to pillage... I'm sending Coco-chloe and her monkey with you. Good luck trying to chew off his hands - he's a biter too!

Tway: Queue the Musak and put the wine back where you found it! It's not cocktail hour yet and I suggest you pillage some decent jazz for us to listen to this evening. Also, decorate the ship for Mardi Gras night! Don't forget the beads!

LET THE PILLAGING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! New Orleans is ripe for the picking!!!!!!!!!!

193. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

I'd just like to point out that it's not std shots it's vitamin shots.
All this slaving away on the bar and rape and pillaging has tired me out a bit.

But It's party time yippee Time to find me a new wench, now where did James go, i'm sure he wanted to head out for a bit of pillage and fun .....

194. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Time to find me a new wench, now where did James go, .....

??????? James is your new wench???????

195. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

Quoting Jase007

Time to find me a new wench, now where did James go, .....

??????? James is your new wench???????

Well being the classy guy i am, i thought it's always good to get a 2nd opinion, and since all you american birds talk so much we though it would be good to get out, stretch out legs, do the rape and pillage of the women folk ( I noticed a Norweigan cruse liner in harbour mmmm), get some of that famous new orleans cooking (since bloody breaky didn't turn up), then off for some party action before kidnapping a couple of lovely wenches for the trip to the next port

Oh, yeah forgot James has to carry all the booze back to the ship too ;)

196. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

I'd just like to point out that it's not std shots it's vitamin shots.
All this slaving away on the bar and rape and pillaging has tired me out a bit.

But It's party time yippee Time to find me a new wench, now where did James go, i'm sure he wanted to head out for a bit of pillage and fun .....

We all know you're there for the penecillin. Vitamins - HA!

And, James won't be joining you as he is stuck down in the laundry, washing the bedding you and your virgin wenches have soiled. Nice friend you are, making him do extra work while you diddle around all day. If I were James, I'd make you do your own laundry!

The Norwegian cruiseship is also off-limits. They have nothing to offer over there. Pickled fish is not worth pillaging.

197. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

I must report l found Brendan in cold storage with a leg of lamb - he was hugging and petting it. It think that the galley job is getting to him - he cant cope with the cooking of meat and his vegan ethics.

Ive dumped him outside Witch Dr Q's door - lm off into town to have some fun - and spy on Jase to see what he is up to!!

198. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

What do I look like, Purdy, a psychiatrist ?? Ahh well....I'll just give Brendan the same "vitamin" regiment as Jase and send him back to the galley....

199. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Okay... Guess we will be looking for a new cook! Q - drop that leg of lamb back in the freezer on your way. Thanks!

Brendan has now been reassigned and will be in charge of finding the brass band. (Hey, he had his choice of cook or brass band leader and he chose cook. Now, he's in charge of the band and it better be good...)

Purdy, make sure that Jase reports back for all of his penecillin... erm... vitamin shots. And, screen those wenches! No virgins this time. James is not a happy laundry lad...

oh, and (again) Q, don't forget the shrunken heads, dragon's blood, kosher salt, tadpoles, or the crow's eggs. If we run out before our next port of call...

200. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

What does the witchdoctor look like ? A meat mover ?!?! QA Purdy left it at the door of the infirmery so she can move it back to the freezer.

Quoting Isadora

don't forget the shrunken heads, dragon's blood, kosher salt, tadpoles, or the crow's eggs.

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