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201. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

pssssssst...I saw Jase and James sneak off into town with 11 girls in tow...we can't possibly have enough supplies to feed all their wenches!!!! (besides, I have a feeling they will dip into the booze!!!) We need cops,....yeah that's it! We need cops to keep tab on me...erm...I mean Jase and James..yeah!! That's what we need! Cops to keep those two in line!! :)

202. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

I'd just like to point out that i'm actually allergic to penecillin, so it's off the menu unless your trying to kill me !!!

Purdy, i spotted you swinging from lampost to lampost look if you want to joing in the fun, just ask more the merrier. Also more hands mean we can pillage more stuff, we might need your ample charms to entice a band to the ship.

Dear Queen, the Norwegian ship has quite a few possible benifits that I'm just going to have a sneak at before be depart
And I think we should find a dwarf policeman in uniform to satisfy CC's fantasy.

Time to rape and pillage !!!!!......

203. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Question:
How many ports of call is there on the way to paddyland?

204. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

I'd just like to point out that i'm actually allergic to penecillin, so it's off the menu unless your trying to kill me !!!

Oh great !! Thanks to bad information from the Queen, the witchdoctor now has to resurrect Jase from the dead. This isn't covered by health insurance you know ! So it's coming out of the Captain's share of the loot! More work...always more work for the witchdoctor....

205. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Quoting Q.

What does the witchdoctor look like ? A meat mover ?!?! QA Purdy left it at the door of the infirmery so she can move it back to the freezer.

Actually l just left Brendan at the infirmary door - he was still clutching the leg of lamb and petting when l left him - seem awful to part him from it!

206. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Jase l was enjoying myself swinging from the lamp posts - innocent fun - plus it was the booze you fed me earlier!!

AND what do you know about my ample charms l ask ya!

[ Edit: Edited at Jul 26, 2006 9:21 AM by Purdy ]

207. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting Q.

Oh great !! Thanks to bad information from the Queen, the witchdoctor now has to resurrect Jase from the dead. This isn't covered by health insurance you know ! So it's coming out of the Captain's share of the loot! More work...always more work for the witchdoctor....

I don't think so. I'm not entirely sure a pirate ship needs a doctor.......particularly one who tries to decide who gets what loot. That's my job. You don't see me trying out my hand at doctoring, do you? Flogging, perhaps. Maybe keelhauling unruly crew.....

Quoting Jase007

Question:
How many ports of call is there on the way to paddyland?

This will be decided by the Queen and I. Lowly crew who attempt to usurp the authority on board will be let off as far from port as practical. Minions must obey their masters to remain minions. Accept no substitutes.

208. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

Lowly crew who attempt to usurp the authority on board will be let off as far from port as practical. Minions must obey their masters to remain minions. Accept no substitutes.

Mutiny! Mutiny!

Union rules expressly forbid angry, bad, uncomfortable, demeaning, iffy, and any other form of critical language on the part of the Captain. Chapter 5 Verse 2.6 clearly states that any pirate taking the on role of Captain "must, at least once a day but not ruling out twice, give laud and praise to his or her crew and offer gifts in the form of money, jewels, Spanish dubbloons, chocolate, etc. etc."

To the plank! To the plank! If only to see new feats being performed by Jase the Flying Machine and his wench of the hour...

209. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Now, look who's talking. The stowaway is calling for mutiny. Well, Ms. Christian, this ain't the Bounty. This is Captain Beerman's vessel. And here the rule goes 'One man, one voice'. And Beerman is the man, and he has the voice.

And this imitation booklet of the real pirates bible which you keep quoting from is not even worth unclogging ones nose on it.

Now, make yourself useful for a change and start cleaning the library! It's awfully dusty in there.
If you continue to saw unrest I shall see to it that you get horsewhipped, if we ever get that horse back that has been 'released' into the wild by some of our more eager members of the crew. Ms. Purdy, please get ready for some work.

Now I have to go back to my super-secret Swiss Chocolate stash...

210. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Yeah, what the scribe said..... sticky-outy tongue thingy....

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