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21. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

I'd like to point out that I'm a bloody expensive wench

We're pirates - your share is your share. Just leave out that tankard for tips.

22. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

I'd like to point out that I'm a bloody expensive wench

We're pirates - your share is your share. Just leave out that tankard for tips.

Ha, ha, ha I'm not James, I not THAT cheap !!!

23. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

We're pirates - your share is your share. Just leave out that tankard for tips.

Ha, ha, ha I'm not James, I not THAT cheap !!!

Ha ha ha - but you ARE THAT easy!!!!! (Yeah, I know, tell ya something new...) You and James are cabin mates!

24. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Does the Queen's assitant mean she is a more superior to the Cabin mates? I love the thought of bossing Jase & James around would love to have them as my minions and do my base wishes!!!

25. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Cabin mates are responsible for the alcohol, music, BBQ's, drugs and wenches - so Purdy no, the queens assistant isnt up the food chain (unless you've got the dominatrix outfit on ;))you'd be at Beerman and Isa's call.

26. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Cabin mates are responsible for the alcohol, music, BBQ's, drugs and wenches - so Purdy no, the queens assistant isnt up the food chain (unless you've got the dominatrix outfit on ;))you'd be at Beerman and Isa's call.

Ah, let's see.... wrong!!!!!!!!!! Okay, cabin mates are in charge of all those things unless they behave and/or make martinis badly. Then they are in charge of keeping their brig cell clean and tidy. The Queen's assistant's duties have not been fully decided upon as yet. But, arrangements could be made in such a way that the QA could conceivably be in charge of cabin mates... I'm waiting for the bribery to begin before finalizing anything.

27. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Hmmm... anyone notice how all the martini just disappeared? What's that strange smell of gin and chocolate brownies coming from the gallows...?

28. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Hmmm... anyone notice how all the martini just disappeared? What's that strange smell of gin and chocolate brownies coming from the gallows...?

Tway has drunk them all then hanged herself !!!!

But that's ok. A great barman always has a stash hidden away for those special days

29. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

But that's ok. A great barman always has a stash hidden away for those special days

Better check that stash... I just saw Tway down in the cargo hold. Whatever you thought you saw swinging from the gallows - twasn't Tweety!

Oh, and the presumed great barman hasn't shown his credentials yet, nor offered up those requisite bribes... (Pirates Code: Article 6; paragraph 3.5, lines 9 and 17.)

30. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Oh, and the presumed great barman hasn't shown his credentials yet, nor offered up those requisite bribes... (Pirates Code: Article 6; paragraph 3.5, lines 9 and 17.)

OK, you want credentials:
Deploma in Cocktails,
Whitbred Cellar certs,
Nickleson's Bar service award (Silver and Gold),
City & Guilde 706/1 &2 (thats chef quals)
Experience:
18mths - Georges tavern (Dunedin, NZ)
1year - Hotel Wakatipu (Queenstown, NZ)
6mths - Harbour lights (Otago, NZ)
2 yrs - Agency work = silver service, wine watering, bar, kitchen work at the royal academy, BAFTA, MTV, River boats, Various bars (London)
2yrs - Hotel Walters (Yorkshire)
1 yr - Half& half (Streatham)
1 yr - the White lion (Streatham)
2 yrs - the Market Porter (London bridge)
plus I have over 20yrs hard drinking experience in some of the roughest pubs around.
No bribes apart from a save and clean, and great array of drinks on tap.

p.s. she didn't get the stash, and Tway will be walking the plank as half time entertainment during the world cup final.

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