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211. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Ooohhh, this is going to be fun!!!! My, my, my... Mutinous stowaways, unruly Witch Doctors, deranged cooks, usurping bartenders, and the list goes on...

The Queen grabs a martini and a front row seat for the floggings, horsewhippings, keelhaulings, plank-walkings mast-hangings, and whatever else may serve as punishment.

Just makes one tingly all over, doesn't it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

212. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

No pay, no resurrection.

213. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Q, it's ok one of the noggy lasses we managed to pick up was a nurse & a damn sight better looking than you too
So, my share of the loot is still safe, but my health insurance forms are in the post.

Captian Beerman - i need to know how many to see is we have the right drinks supply sorted (as a good bartender should). and how many raiding trips we get too;)

214. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

I don't think so. I'm not entirely sure a pirate ship needs a doctor.......

Captain beerman as ships doctor ?!?! The witchdoctor laughs so hard he nearly herniates himself !!

The healthy will become sick !! Get treated for a broken arm? Loose a leg as well !!

215. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Q.

Quoting beerman

I don't think so. I'm not entirely sure a pirate ship needs a doctor.......

Captain beerman as ships doctor ?!?! The witchdoctor laughs so hard he nearly herniates himself !!

The healthy will become sick !! Get treated for a broken arm? Loose a leg as well !!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Me thinks the Witch Doctor has forgotten who the Captain has as Queen. Broken arm? Cut it off! Lost leg? Who needs it! Illness? We have "cures" for those!

Splish, splash, I was takin' a bath...

216. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Q.

The witchdoctor laughs so hard he nearly herniates himself !!

Purdy! Find Nurse Knightly and those surgical "instruments"! I think we need to operate on the Witch Doctor... Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

217. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Q, it's ok one of the noggy lasses we managed to pick up was a nurse & a damn sight better looking than you too

The witchdoctor thanks patient for being understanding of poor management policies.

218. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

ppffttt...I am done swabing decks...I am appling for postition of Witch-doctor. Or just plain Witch :)

219. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

ppffttt...I am done swabing decks...I am appling for postition of Witch-doctor. Or just plain Witch :)

But your such a good Scrubber ;)

220. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Try to replace the witchdoctor will you. and with a wave of his magic stick and ritual chanting... Your martinis now all taste like yogurt, and the ship's decks are now twice as dirty again, making more work for the floor scrub !! The good ship Lucretia now turns around and around and around in an endless circle, never reaching port and making even the sea hardened crew loose their lunch (and yet more work for the floor scrub)

Say you're sorry....say it...say it....

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