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231. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Hands off that chocolate cake woman!! Or I turn you into a toad ;)

232. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

the witchdoctor waves his magic stick and turns the Queen in to the Chocolate Queen !! And with another wave the Chocolate Queen is now in the middle of the ocean !! Mwahahahahaha..... And what's this !?!?! Are those zombie sharks coming over the horizon !?!? (bet you didn't see that one comin'!)

233. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

The witch doctor senses the presence of something behind him.. Suddenly, there is a tapping on his shoulder and he wields around to find...

What's up, Doc??? Oh, you really should do something about that faulty stick of yours. (Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!) That "middle of the ocean" turned out to be the royal bathtub. Oops! But, that's okay. It was fun playing with the Mr. Bubble bubblebath, the rubber duckies and the little zombie sharks. (The sharks are so cute and very friendly!!!) I smell much better than you do now too. Here, you can have the dregs from the Mr. Bubble bottle.

Better luck next time...

The Queen skips off to find the Captain for a rousing game of Battleship.

234. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Just a quick question.
We have found a stash of Caruba Rum, just wondering who would drink it if we took it back to the ship.
Oh, we also seem to have lost a few of the crew (and they accused me of being fickle) CC has dissapeard to some chocolate store, James was last seen dancing in the streets with a lamp post and a blow-up shark. Mikey has been seen running around New Orleans naked screaming FREEDOM !! whilst being chased by Purdy and her fantastic whip.

The witch doc Q was last seen entering a voodoo lounge looking for tips on how to put a hex on the Captian and Queen.

Tway and Pardus were walking hand in hand down the main street following a brass band wearing top hats and beads.

Hien was doing his impression of a garden gnome at what looked like the governers house.

Who's looking after the ship? apart from the floozie I've decided to keep (she's in my cabin) is there anyone onboard?

Someone might even think it's a good time to take over the boat ..........

235. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

The Queen skips off to find the Captain for a rousing game of Battleship.

Quoting Jase007

CC has dissapeard to some chocolate store

The witchdoctor as the Queen has forgotten to reverse the fact that she's now a big block of walking chocolate being. Chocolate store eh...

Say it.....say it......

[ Edit: Edited at Jul 28, 2006 6:01 AM by Q. ]

236. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Just a quick question.
We have found a stash of Caruba Rum, just wondering who would drink it if we took it back to the ship.

The Queen (who is not a block of chocolate since the witch doctor has a faulty stick) will gladly take a bottle - NOW!

Oh, we also seem to have lost a few of the crew (and they accused me of being fickle) CC has dissapeard to some chocolate store, James was last seen dancing in the streets with a lamp post and a blow-up shark. Mikey has been seen running around New Orleans naked screaming FREEDOM !! whilst being chased by Purdy and her fantastic whip.

They were given permission to leave the Lucretia on a weekend pass.

The witch doc Q was last seen entering a voodoo lounge looking for tips on how to put a hex on the Captian and Queen.

The owner of the lounge is an old, old friend. He will be taking care of the witch doctor in his own special way...

Tway and Pardus were walking hand in hand down the main street following a brass band wearing top hats and beads.

They are scouting for the brass band that Brendan will be placed in charge of - as soon as he lets go of the lamb leg.

Hien was doing his impression of a garden gnome at what looked like the governers house.

We thought we'd let him choose his own mascot outfit. Though, he did make a good parrot. I'll miss that one.

Who's looking after the ship? apart from the floozie I've decided to keep (she's in my cabin) is there anyone onboard?

The Captain and Queen, of course!!!!!! Now where is that rum?????????

Someone might even think it's a good time to take over the boat ..........

We know it won't be you since you're way to busy with your floozies to do much of anything more than sleep.

[ Edit: Edited at Jul 28, 2006 10:39 AM by Isadora ]

237. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

The Queen (who is not a block of chocolate since the witch doctor has a faulty stick) will gladly take a bottle - NOW!

Reminds me of a certain faerytale of a certain emporer and a certain new wardrobe....

Quoting Isadora

The owner of the lounge is an old, old friend. He will be taking care of the witch doctor in his own special way...

Witchdoctor simply made him go away, then the witchdoctor drank the bartender under the table, and is now partying in the VIP room with the hottie waitresses and go-go dancers. The witchdoctor can Samba like nobody's business !!

238. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Hold it! Drop anchor! We have a problem!

Seems the floozie business might be a coverup after all:

Guinness vs Finesse?

239. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Hold it! Drop anchor! We have a problem!

Seems the floozie business might be a coverup after all:

Guinness vs Finesse?

Ha ha ha, now would you want one of James cast offs?
I think it's a bit of green eyed monster ;);)

240. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting tway

Hold it! Drop anchor! We have a problem!

Seems the floozie business might be a coverup after all:

Guinness vs Finesse?

Ha ha ha, now would you want one of James cast offs?
I think it's a bit of green eyed monster ;);)

Yeah - I'm picturing a rather large, sexless person with dubious talent. Maybe we should let her onto the ship to scrub the floors. Or keep the floozies in line...