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271. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Purdy - throw Jase's old floozies off the ship! If he can't be here to keep them occupied then they need to go. We only have so many martinis to go around and those girls are absolute lushes!!

Wouter - sucking up to Beerman may help your cause, but only after the cleaning has been completed to his Highness' satisfaction. I suggest scrubbing those beer barrels as a good place to start. They are pretty filthy. Oh, and don't forget to dust the rum bottles.

Twina - eat something!! Then report back to your hiding place as the Musak machine has broken down again. We haven't heard "Girl from Ipanema" in ages! :(

Pardus - I don't think you have enough toothbrushes. I believe a raid on the nearest WalMart is in order. Please see that it is done.

Anyone remember what was Mikey's last job? Was he still the anchor or had he graduated to maidenhead? Ah, doesn't matter - we'll let him be the maidenhead for awhile. We know how much he loves the salt sea air in his face.

Utrecht - are you joining the crew voluntarily or do we need to indoctrinate you in our own specail little way?? The choice is yours. Our way will be more fun - at least for us - though we can't promise your survival if left in our trusty hands.

272. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Utrecht - are you joining the crew voluntarily or do we need to indoctrinate you in our own specail little way?? The choice is yours. Our way will be more fun - at least for us - though we can't promise your survival if left in our trusty hands.

Michael is such a sissy, isn't he. And; Beerman rocks, just a good chap and he has good German taste (man, German taste...European wannabe maybe?)

[ Edit: Edited on Feb 21, 2007, at 1:54 PM by wouterrr ]

273. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Twina - eat something!! Then report back to your hiding place as the Musak machine has broken down again. We haven't heard "Girl from Ipanema" in ages! :(

I can't remember how it goes! Tall and bald and fat and ugly the Girl from hmm-hmmm-hmmm-hmm....

274. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

And; Beerman rocks, just a good chap and he has good German taste (man, German taste...European wannabe maybe?)

Does this mean the cleaning of the beer barrels and rum bottles is finished?????

Quoting tway

I can't remember how it goes! Tall and bald and fat and ugly the Girl from hmm-hmmm-hmmm-hmm....

I think that's it!!! It's been so long, who really knows for sure.

275. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Does this mean the cleaning of the beer barrels and rum bottles is finished?????

Beerman urinates it clean, Isa. No dust whatsoever. For the rest take care your chap doesn't turn into a German (hey, jetzt gehtzzz los)...

[ Edit: Edited on Feb 21, 2007, at 2:17 PM by wouterrr ]

276. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

Quoting Isadora

Does this mean the cleaning of the beer barrels and rum bottles is finished?????

Beerman urinates it clean, Isa. No dust whatsoever. For the rest take care your chap doesn't turn into a German (hey, jetzt gehtzzz los)...

Your sucky upness Wouterrr is making me sick - you have not done any cleaning it has all been left to Phil and his now bald toothbrush so l am going to whip you and whip you hard boy!

Yes lm a whipping fiend - re all the previous posts - lm the cabin lass assistant to the Pirate King & Queen and if their orders are not carried out its a whipping all round.

Now get on with the cleaning lm in the bar getting the breakfast martinis ready for our majestys..................

277. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

Quoting Isadora

Does this mean the cleaning of the beer barrels and rum bottles is finished?????

Beerman urinates it clean, Isa. No dust whatsoever.

Now that's just disgusting on sooooo many levels!!! If that's the case, then I recommend getting out the mop and bucket to really clean up in the hold.

Purdy, I think we're going to have to devise a new punishment for Mr. Smarty-Pants Wouterrrr. It apprears the 3 days in New Orleans for Mardi Gras has addled his brain a bit.

It also looks as though we will be indoctrinating Michael in our own special way. His unresponsiveness has been accepted as an approval of our methods. Please see that the dunking chair, ropes, eels, raw hamburger, green algae, disposable diapers, shaving cream, straight razor, ball gag, feathers, pink tutu, and fishnet stockings are all in order. Have I forgotten anything??

Twina - the trail of chocolate wrappers and marachino cherries from the bar to your hiding place is unsightly. Please clean up after yourself. And, when can we expect the Musak machine to be fixed? Tomorrow night is Tango Night. Also find the karaoke machine - we just may have Michael sing a song or two for us.

278. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

wouterrr just left for PenguinPoint after the carneval. He says that he can't help it that Beerman does strange things in the basement.

279. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

The dunking chair ropes, eels, raw hamburger, green algae, disposable diapers, shaving cream, straight razor, ball gag, feathers, pink tutu, and fishnet stockings are all in order.

I would also recommend you throw in the tickling stick also for good measure!

Can you let me know the time and date torture will begin as l would like to round up the motley crew - a bit of public torture always is good for morale!

Maybe we will even make a party out of it, a bit of a carnival! As long as Jason, Mikey & James leave the floosies ashore!

280. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

[quote=Purdy]
Can you let me know the time and date torture will begin as l would like to round up the motley crew - a bit of public torture always is good for morale![quote]

Enter Little Torturer Pardus-Bottle with own torture kit - Hihi... Did you say torture? Can I join this game, my Capitaine? Hihihi... Goes off to get the agony rack ready... Hihihi.. I like this game...