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51. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

can i sign on as the entertainment ?? i have a wenches costume already !?!

and no killing orlando !

52. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

And Keira Knightly is the witch doctor's hottie nurse.....Hallllooooo.....Nurse !

53. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

Quoting Rraven

can i sign on as the entertainment ?? i have a wenches costume already !?!

and no killing orlando !

did you not see him in The Lord of the Rings!

54. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

Sorry. I meant to say he was hot as an elf. I love the way he threw those arrows.

55. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

has the ship got sattelite tv?
Oh, the order of chocolate has just been delivered, Cadbury was doing a fantasic deal (100,000 bars for £5) not thats a bargin - no one's pregnant or frail right?

56. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

I love lamp.

57. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

When are we setting sail??? Where are we plundering first - and who is gonna navigate the ship - mores to the point - do we have a ship and whats she called!!??

1) Yes we do and the name of the ship is the Lucretia (not negotiable).
2) We will be casting off on Monday - July 10th. (Seems as good a day as any... Objections? See Beerman.)
3) Navigator/King - Beerman, unless someone else volunteers and can read.
4) The fun is in the surprise, but you will like our first destination!

Quoting mikeyBoab

I don't want to be the Laundry Lad. Can I be the propeller?
I love lamp.

1) Sure! How long can you hold your breath???
2) Everyone should have something to love.

Quoting coco-chloe

If we set sail, can I be married to Johnny Depp? He is one hot pieace of pirate.

1) No, but you can definitely have your way with him. And, yes he is!

Quoting Pardus

And can I drown fecking annoying Orlando???

1) No, but you can have your way with him. And, yes he is!

Quoting Rraven

can i sign on as the entertainment ?? i have a wenches costume already !?!
and no killing orlando !

1) Welcome aboard!!!!
2) No one is killing anyone - yet...

Quoting Q.

And Keira Knightly is the witch doctor's hottie nurse.....Hallllooooo.....Nurse !

1) You've been watching too many Animaniacs cartoons!

Quoting Jase007

has the ship got sattelite tv?
Oh, the order of chocolate has just been delivered, Cadbury was doing a fantasic deal (100,000 bars for £5) not thats a bargin - no one's pregnant or frail right?

1) Sorry, no satellite TV - but we do have a set of Encyclopedia Britannica and a dictionary. Oh, and Twister.
2) Those who are take their chances. Though, you're looking a bit pale. Maybe you should see the witch doctor. On second thought, you look great - get back to work!

58. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

Seems like the ships in order, but I do have one more question. When do we get our uniforms? And can I have smores on the trip?

59. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting coco-chloe

Seems like the ships in order, but I do have one more question. When do we get our uniforms? And can I have smores on the trip?

Since you only had one question - which one do you prefer I answer???

1) See Rraven - she has the "uniforms".
2) Smores? I don't see why not. Just bring your own graham crackers.

60. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Anyone notice how the smores have formed a line to the galley? And it looks like the ship is mysteriously out of Campari again...

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