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61. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Notice how CC is not on board either??? Granted, I don't think we should let her navigate unless she promises to wear her glasses and not run us into the rocks - but we can't set sail without her.

I'll round up the search party. Someone get some chocolate.

And Hien, he's not on board. All in favor of making Hien the mascot, say, "aye"!

Aye!

62. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Listen to what the Mrs. said in Post #57. I'll have sailing orders for the Lucretia finalized this weekend. Until then, you're all on furlough.....but come monday, I'll expect the decks to be swabbed, the poop deck to be sanitized, and my timbers to be shivered.

That is all.

63. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

I cant be bothered with tedious things like counting!?
... but I will bring the graham crackers

Anyone want any smores? It goes great with rum, Arrghhh!

64. Posted by abcdf (Full Member 557 posts) 10y

I say "AYE"!

65. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

I will prepare a burning of KFC family sized buckets and chant ritual words in ancient Aussie slang so as to honour the gods of Wind and Wave that they may bless this vessel on it's 3hr tour....3hr tour.....come hottie nurse Knightly.....

66. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

I'm feeling ill, must see the hottie nurse
Oh the extra Guinness, martini, vodka, tequila and Baylies is turning up on the 9th as requested by the Queen.

I wish to ask for special permission to take onboard a couple of wenches to keep me warm ;)

67. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

I need a drink who is in charge of supplies? Can l have a pint of Cider with ice - nothing too strong as its not yet 1pm!!

I will shiver the timbers for Beerman but NO WAY am l cleaning that poop deck - Jase & James were up there practising piliaging and have left an awful mess.

68. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

I'm feeling ill, must see the hottie nurse
Oh the extra Guinness, martini, vodka, tequila and Baylies is turning up on the 9th as requested by the Queen.

I wish to ask for special permission to take onboard a couple of wenches to keep me warm ;)

1) You look just fine to me - get back to work!
2) Excellent! Well done if the supplies arrive in time - if not, there's a contingency plan in place.
3) Maybe you should wait and check out the first few ports of call before choosing wenches... Just a thought...

69. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

There have been some additions made to the crew and some reassignments of duties. Nothing to worry about. Yes, Purdy - you are still QA. Yes, Jase - you are still bar master.

Has the search party returned with CC yet? I saw the trail of chocolate bar wrappers as I came on board this morning.

Oh, stay tuned for the crew and assigment roster... (Soon come. That means coming soon.)

70. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

If Jase gets to pick up wenches can we ladies choose the odd pirate to warm our beds for us? Or should l just bring the cat (she does a very good impression of a hot water bottle!!)

When do we get our cutlasses and other weapons? Are they standard issue or depends on seniority?

I cant wait to have a go with my sword thingy!!

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