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91. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Hey, what am I doing on that vessel, again? I didn't catch that...

92. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

As soon as Beerman shows up - or gives me orders as his "voice" - you will find out your position. ;)

93. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

As soon as Beerman shows up - or gives me orders as his "voice" - you will find out your position. ;)

Bent over the kitchen table perhaps? Mikey's fav position james was saying so maybe Pardus like it that way too ;)

94. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

As soon as Beerman shows up - or gives me orders as his "voice" - you will find out your position. ;)

Bent over the kitchen table perhaps? Mikey's fav position james was saying so maybe Pardus like it that way too ;)

Right then, we'll have none of that aboard the Lucretia without express permission of your Captain/King. So shut your gob, swabbie and open your ears!!!!

The benevolent yet ruthless Captain picks up a conveniently placed bullhorn......
ATTENTION CREW, ALL HANDS ON DECK. THIS IS YOUR BENEVOLENT YET RUTHLESS CAPTAIN SPEAKING. WE SAIL SOUTH ON THE MORNING TIDE FROM DUBUQUE HARBOR (Google it people!! It's in Iowa.) FURTHER ORDERS WILL BE FORTHCOMING FROM YOUR QUEEN JUST AS SOON AS SHE'S DONE STUDYING. I EXPECT NO FURTHER OUTBURSTS OF SNIPING AMONGST YOU, MINIONS OF THE LUCRETIA. I SHALL BE IN MY QUARTERS.

CHIEF DOCUMENTARIAN PARDUSHOPPER, FLOG SOMEONE AND BRING ME AN UMBRELLA DRINK!!!!!!!

95. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

Ughhhh lm feeling sea sick already - lve lost my wrist bands (JASE give them back!!)where are we going, what will we do, who will we see? Whats on the first priating agenda??????????

96. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

As soon as Beerman shows up - or gives me orders as his "voice" - you will find out your position. ;)

Bent over the kitchen table perhaps? Mikey's fav position james was saying so maybe Pardus like it that way too ;)

Swear to god, I almost peed when I read this.....

97. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

FURTHER ORDERS WILL BE FORTHCOMING FROM YOUR QUEEN JUST AS SOON AS SHE'S DONE STUDYING.

Oh, I guess I had better issue those orders then... (Sorry, got stuck in the ever-enthralling topics of "Mortgage Amortizations and Reverse Annuities".)

ALL HANDS ON DECK! HAS EVERYONE GOTTEN THEIR UNIFORMS FROM RRAVEN? YES? GOOD!!! Okay, have fun!

Oh, you want real orders... right then, here we go! Since we are moored in Dubuque Harbor, we might as well take advantage of the great plundering opportunity which happens to be docked to our rear. The Diamond Jo Riverboat Casino has just received it's shipment of gold and spirits. We shall raid her coffers and relieve her of her drink!

Purdy - Since Jase has been sent on another mission, you shall be in charge of making sure everyone returns to the Lucretia fully loaded with goods and in a timely manner. Don't forget your whip.

Pardushopper - You will document our first pillaging for historical and instant replay purposes. (We will need to review so we can make improvements where necessary.)

Mikey - You will be raised up the rigging as our pirate flag. Wear something colorful!

Rraven - You will be in charge of distracting the security people with your entertaining pole dances. Yes, you can keep whatever tips they give you.

James - With Jase away, you will be in charge of replacing all the liqour that has gone missing in the past 24 hours. Make sure we're well stocked!

Cupcake - You will be in charge of raiding their snackbar. Yes, you can keep 25% of the chocolate you find.

Coco-chloe - You will assist CC in the snack raid and make sure she only keeps 25%.

Q. - You will make yourself available to treat any injuries that may befall the raiding party. You can play with your nurse later.

Tway - You will be in charge of raiding their Musak system. You know what to look for.

Beerman and Isa - We will secure the gold because we can - then have a martini.

Don't forget your sabers and to say "Arrrrggghhh, Matey" frequently. It's the only way to instill fear into the hearts of the geriatric gamblers playing the nickel machines. (They usually turn down their hearing aids.) You have until dusk and then we sail. Anyone not on board at that time - hope you know how to swim!

98. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

OH YEAH I cant wait to start whipping!! How did you know lm anal about puntuality - so l can boss people around and whip them - lm life's dream has come true!!

99. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Aye-aye, Captain! The Girl from Ipanema will go walking no more! Just let me finish this stash of drinkables I found in the ship's liquor cabinet...*hic*

100. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

OH YEAH I cant wait to start whipping!! How did you know lm anal about puntuality - so l can boss people around and whip them - lm life's dream has come true!!

Just have them all rounded up again by dusk.... If they aren't all present and accounted for, there will be retribution. (Pirates code - page 87; paragraph 2, lines 56 and 57.)

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