HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Or should we address you as Mr. Billiard (Ball) instead now???!!!
I could offer you all sorts of things for your birthday, but I couldn't come close to giving you the gift you received last week - that of a long and healthy life!!!! Yeah, I know, round trip tickets to Isa Manor would suffice, right??? Well, put it on your list for next year - maybe we will have won the lottery by then!
Anyway, I hope you had a wonderful day today and you got all sorts of great pressies!!
Isa hands Hien the biggest durian he has ever seen and he doesn't have to share! She also offers him a truckload of Pringles, buckets of blueberry ice cream and a pitcher of durian martinis!! (Once in awhile you have to live a little!!)
Happy Birthday !!
Happy Birthday !!
Hope you have a fantastic day
Hey Hien, have a great day today. And be quick with those pringles and Durian or else they might be taken off you again...
Happy Birthday to the mad mod Hien!!! Enjoy the day; maybe we can set up a private chat room just for you for the day??
ps. recently found a store selling salt and vinegar pringles in Oslo... gotta love those!!!
................and in a relatively blinding flash of white-starched-cotton light, accompanied by the stacatto tippity-tap of white rubber nurses shoes, comes Beerman.........
Hallllooooooo my Son!!!!!!!! It is I, your Father, here to make Happy at you on this, the evening of your most Happy of Happy Days!!!!!! TA DAAAAAAA!!!!! You are liking topical fashion of dress today, yes? I am looking not unlike several nurses you have putting your eyes on in past few weeks? Is favorite nurse hat too, with little red cross thingy on front......
For you today, your Father is no dance. Mostly is because shoes catch on floor (is rubber soles you know). For you today, Father waxes poetic about philosophy of life and casts pearls of wisdom to Son. So put head down on pillow and make attention to Father.
Son, many long time ago, in galaxy far, far away, was born spirit of we Beermen. Was chaos in the stars you are knowing. Peoples of many places made bad on each others.....Zweee, ziiinng, whoooosh, vvzzzeeeee...... Galaxy was in almost ruin....was bad place to live, very dirty, much death and destuction. When at once desperation was at most desperate, a cry from innocent Travellers made echo across stars. And echo was heard by First Beerman, who was lonely stoic Traveller of Space, More Space, and some Time. First Beerman made contentmentness to all around with humorous anecdotes and brewed spirit of ancient God of brewed spirits, which made humorous anecdotes even more humorous. First Beerman heard and made listen to cries of desperation, and put into action plan to make rescue of Innocents. And plan was good too. Plan was to make folly and mock persons who would seek to take advantages of those of lesser strengths and/or monetary concerns. If this was fail, plan was to sneak up behind bad persons and hit over head with empty bottles. This kept First Beerman busy for many millennias. And finally, when last bad person had been "subdued", First Beerman made home on small planet in eastern arm of galaxy. Small planet, but rich with important things for life, like grains, water, herbs, yeast. Beerman made settle down and found wife (was your Great x 397 Grandmother). Mrs First Beerman made many childrens for First Beerman.....some of clay, some of spare tree limbs from yard.....and had powers of magic herbs to turn into real childrens. And they are have lived happily ever after all, in small house on a few acres, with little garden and happy prancing bunnies in yard.
So my Son, as you are see, you are have been descended from long line of noble peoples. Noble peoples who have make humorous anecdotes and drink deep of life itself. And of course, the fashion sense.......
.....and in a flash of kind of blinding light, young Son Beerman falls fast asleep while Father adjusts his garters.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY you lil'shit!!
Isa is correct, you have already recieved the bestest present ever, but I know a little chocolate, ice cream, pringles won't hurt!!
I hope you have a great day dollface!
I love ya!
Happy Birthday, Hieny!!!!
I third Isa's sentiment - that was the most wonderful gift anyone could have asked for. You may be a little slower and more tired for awhile... or, well...I guess things won't really change a bit...
Dang those cerebral durains! Bring on the Pringles and ice cream!!!
Gretchen, Jason, Phil, Sam, Kris, Joz, Tina,
Thank you very much for all the wishes.
I don't know about Europe and North America, but the calendar here in Malaysia shows today as 17 July 2006, and still not yet 24 July 2006.
Or is this yet another test to see if my brain is functioning properly?
I have been waiting for this all day, muahahahahaha...
Please, everybody open your Birthday list and check the entry for today.