We love you!
We love you!
Happy Birthday, all the best.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!!!
(lots of pinches on that cute butt this year!! )
I hope you have a fantastic day Sunshine, you deserve it, but keep your hands off the chocolate :P
Happy B'day PHILL
Hope you have a great day, drink loads, and have fun
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PHIL!!!
All the best and have a great one!
Sorry to steal the spotlight away from you for a while earlier. It's not my fault.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay - so I was going by memory and I really screwed up this time, didn't I??!! Old age and no brain cells are my story and I'm stickin' to it!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's the penence I'll have to pay??? Oh, wait - I know this one - COME TO IRELAND!
My sincerest apologies Phil!!! I hope you are having a wonderful birthday and that you can forgive a major brain fart on my behalf!
Isa hands Phil a case of the best single malt Scotch, a huge bowl of LEMON CURRY, the sample box of every mustard found at the Mustard Museum and big hugs!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks guys. This whole little 'affair' has kept me chuckling all day...
Thanks for all the birthday wishes!
And Isa: we'll talk later... I'll be in chat in about 2 hours
Oh, completely forgot to mention. I share a birthday with some class actors:
James Cagney, Donald Sutherland and best of all, wait for it... David Hasselhoff!!! Can it get any better than that, eh?
Everybody now: I've been looking for Freedom
And to quote from the theme of Jases' favourite TV show ever: 'Instinct is stronger than reason!'
(Mmmmhh... I probably better go home soon, my productivity is nearing a minus level, which means, I am actually creating work for others. But hey, that's actually social. Create jobs by doing nothing!)
Why is Beerman always one to pay for mistakes of others, I am asking? You are thinking is easy to come up with witty repartee at drop of hat? Brain is hurting. Last Happies was quite exhausting to make and fingers hurt too. What? OK, OK, time to make with Happy......
...........and in a flash of overwhelmingly fuschia light, accompanied by the stacatto tippity-tap of wooden Swiss Mountaineering Clogs, comes Father Beerman, much to the bemusement of the local Irish populace, who are busy slinging such epithets as "Roight, ya Bahstahd, aboot feckin' time ye got yer arse on a plane", and "Oi you, did ya bring any bleedin' points wit ya?", and "Feck, arse, girls", and "Spare a bob fo' a vetran, sir?".
Halllooooooo, Son Pansus!!!! It is I, your Father, here to make Happy at you on this, your brothers most Happy of Happy Days!!!! TAA DAAAA!!!!!! So, what is you are want? Is your brothers day, so you may have anything you are wanting....besides that, get your mind out of gutter please, is undignified for Son of Beerman. OK, Swiss Mountaineering Clog dancing lessons it is!!!! Good choice!!!
Step two three four, right two three four, left two three four, careful not to fall off mountain two three four, watch for angry goats two three four, dodge avalanche of 12 zillion metric tonnes of snow two three four, hop, skip, jump, hands on your hips, stick out your lips, now you're doing the Swiss Mountaineering Clog dance of Joy!!!!
Whew, this dance is always make Beerman little woozy....I am thinking is altitude thing. So, Son, please to see your brother for tale of mystery and suspense involving ancestors (who were not Swiss you are knowing).
By the way, I am noticing that although you are wearing well your fuschia Swiss Mountaineering Clogs, you are noticably absent of Family Crest.....chest wig!! Your father is shocked and almost saddened by this turn of events. At least your brother had excuse....he was forcibly shaved by crazed nurse person.....but he still maintained exquisite physique for green speedo. You are leaving Father with no choices but to call your Mother.
.....and in a really shockingly bright flash of fuschia light, Beerman is gone, having to interrupt Mrs. Beerman in mid-cocktail to inform her that Son needs adjusting. And to drop a bob in the vetrans grubby hands......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL
I hope you are enjoying the wonderful weather and having a glorious day!