If I've been a bit quiet on Off Topic recently its because I'm organising a last minute trip around Central/Eastern Europe - Going on 27th July! Woo Hoo! And I'm spending all my time trying to think of a title for my forthcoming blog. That's where you people come in....
For info: I'm starting in Hungary, then the plan is down to Slovenia, then quickly nipping up through pricey Austria to get to Czech Rep then Poland and if there's time Lithuania etc.
Anyway I just can't think up a clever, funny, smart title. I must be daft to asking here cos the Lads (ie Jase, Mikey and James) will no doubt come up with something smutty.....
Any ideas- The winner gets a mention in the credits, and when the book is published I may even consider a percentage of the royalties, in (past its sell-by-date) chocolate.
[ Edit: Edited at Jul 18, 2006 8:44 AM by Clarabell ]
ooooohhhh Baby !!!!!
OK how about:
The Naughty Nurses Notes
The last tango of Nurse Clara
You travelling in the uniform?
1. Travel around Central and Eastern Europe in a Nurse's Uniform
2. A Nurse in Central and Eastern Europe
The World According to Clara...
Been done too often??
Clara Can't Come To The Phone - Call Back Later!
I'm Free At Last!!!!!!!! (Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!)
"a mention in the credits, a percentage of the royalties, and past its sell-by-date chocolates"
Clara's Cocktail Cruise
Clara's European Vacation
Oh wait, you'd have to get Chevy Chase to go with you and rumor has it he's booked until Christmas.
Clara's Caravan of Calamities by Country
Climb On Board With Clara
Ooohhh, could be taken the wrong way by the "Lads"...
How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Clara does Central Europe.
Pass me the needle, Doctor, I've got me a live one.
Six ways to wear a nusre's uniform.
That rings a (Clara) Bell.
Stop Thief! Or how I lost my left pump in Slovenia.
And to paraphrase one of my Dad's oldest jokes:
Is a Clarabell necessary on a bicycle?
Clara the Naughty Nurse Hungary in Slovenia!