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1. Posted by rasberries (Inactive 154 posts) 10y

This is always hilarious. I will start the first line of the story and everyone can add on 3 more words. Just copy the story and add your 3 words to the last line to continue the story. Please refrain from obscene language but reference are always a great alternative. Only need to post once, this is a group story not just one person. Have fun!!!

"17 hours on flights squished between 2 lap top toting
marketing execs I was glad to finally get my bags and leave the airport. I grabbed a local cab and headed to ...

2. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

17 hours on flights squished between 2 lap top toting
marketing execs I was glad to finally get my bags and leave the airport. I grabbed a local cab and headed to Drink, arse, Feck, Nickers, big womens knickers.
We all ran down the street starkets apart from the green and orange tophats .......

3. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

17 hours on flights squished between 2 lap top toting
marketing execs I was glad to finally get my bags and leave the airport. I grabbed a local cab and headed to Drink, arse, Feck, Nickers, big womens knickers.
We all ran down the street starkets apart from the green and orange tophats .......

Suddenly, a police officer grabs my tophat and my arm. He started yelling something about...

Rasberries - the OT pirates just can't help considering any rules as more like guidelines... We can't help ourselves... It's in our genes...

4. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

17 hours on flights squished between 2 lap top toting
marketing execs I was glad to finally get my bags and leave the airport. I grabbed a local cab and headed to Drink, arse, Feck, Nickers, big womens knickers.
We all ran down the street starkets apart from the green and orange tophats .......

Suddenly, a police officer grabs my tophat and my arm. He started yelling something about... the fact that green and orange top hats were offensive and demanded we change them to ............

5. Posted by wotthefiqh (Inactive 1447 posts) 10y

17 hours on flights squished between 2 lap top toting
marketing execs I was glad to finally get my bags and leave the airport. I grabbed a local cab and headed to Drink, arse, Feck, Nickers, big womens knickers.
We all ran down the street starkets apart from the green and orange tophats .......

Suddenly, a police officer grabs my tophat and my arm. He started yelling something about... the fact that green and orange top hats were offensive and demanded we change them to cloth caps and wear denim bib and braces.
We felt so daggy, and the hessian lining.................

6. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

17 hours on flights squished between 2 lap top toting
marketing execs I was glad to finally get my bags and leave the airport. I grabbed a local cab and headed to Drink, arse, Feck, Nickers, big womens knickers.
We all ran down the street starkets apart from the green and orange tophats .......
Suddenly, a police officer grabs my tophat and my arm. He started yelling something about... the fact that green and orange top hats were offensive and demanded we change them to cloth caps and wear denim bib and braces.
We felt so daggy, and the hessian lining was horribly itchy. Just as we decided to disrobe again, someone handed me a phone, saying the call was for me...

7. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

17 hours on flights squished between 2 lap top toting
marketing execs I was glad to finally get my bags and leave the airport. I grabbed a local cab and headed to Drink, arse, Feck, Nickers, big womens knickers.
We all ran down the street starkets apart from the green and orange tophats .......
Suddenly, a police officer grabs my tophat and my arm. He started yelling something about... the fact that green and orange top hats were offensive and demanded we change them to cloth caps and wear denim bib and braces.
We felt so daggy, and the hessian lining was horribly itchy. Just as we decided to disrobe again, someone handed me a phone, saying the call was for me. It was the airline l had been on apparently there was a mix up with.......

8. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

17 hours on flights squished between 2 lap top toting
marketing execs I was glad to finally get my bags and leave the airport. I grabbed a local cab and headed to Drink, arse, Feck, Nickers, big womens knickers.
We all ran down the street starkets apart from the green and orange tophats .......
Suddenly, a police officer grabs my tophat and my arm. He started yelling something about... the fact that green and orange top hats were offensive and demanded we change them to cloth caps and wear denim bib and braces.
We felt so daggy, and the hessian lining was horribly itchy. Just as we decided to disrobe again, someone handed me a phone, saying the call was for me. It was the airline l had been on apparently there was a mix up with.......
. . . my bags. It seems I had mistakenly lifted a businessman's briefcase instead of my pink fluffy holdall. You can imagine my surprise when . . .

9. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

17 hours on flights squished between 2 lap top toting
marketing execs I was glad to finally get my bags and leave the airport. I grabbed a local cab and headed to Drink, arse, Feck, Nickers, big womens knickers.
We all ran down the street starkets apart from the green and orange tophats .......
Suddenly, a police officer grabs my tophat and my arm. He started yelling something about... the fact that green and orange top hats were offensive and demanded we change them to cloth caps and wear denim bib and braces.
We felt so daggy, and the hessian lining was horribly itchy. Just as we decided to disrobe again, someone handed me a phone, saying the call was for me. It was the airline l had been on apparently there was a mix up with.......
. . . my bags. It seems I had mistakenly lifted a businessman's briefcase instead of my pink fluffy holdall. You can imagine my surprise when the person with my pink fluffy holdall found the message from MI5...

10. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

17 hours on flights squished between 2 lap top toting
marketing execs I was glad to finally get my bags and leave the airport. I grabbed a local cab and headed to Drink, arse, Feck, Nickers, big womens knickers.
We all ran down the street starkets apart from the green and orange tophats .......
Suddenly, a police officer grabs my tophat and my arm. He started yelling something about... the fact that green and orange top hats were offensive and demanded we change them to cloth caps and wear denim bib and braces.
We felt so daggy, and the hessian lining was horribly itchy. Just as we decided to disrobe again, someone handed me a phone, saying the call was for me. It was the airline l had been on apparently there was a mix up with.......
. . . my bags. It seems I had mistakenly lifted a businessman's briefcase instead of my pink fluffy holdall. You can imagine my surprise when the person with my pink fluffy holdall found the message from MI5...
He was shocked whilst reading the note scribbled onto the cover of a packet of Marlboro lights, "Don't forget the Rabit called Harvey".
What the hell did that mean? The policeman then handcuffed us to the railings on the back of a No.159 Bus heading for Streatham Hill.