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21. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Beerman has not had a chance to make is entrance of yet. But, you are not to fear - Beerman will be here as soon as he can! You may have to check back one you get home - but he has not forgotten.

22. Posted by Travel100 (Travel Guru 1556 posts) 10y

Hey Cupcake,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you have a GREAT day! :)

23. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 10y

Hey I think I am a touch slow on this one, but Happy Birthday CupCake!... sorry, no gun or cuffs yet..

24. Posted by Odysseas (Full Member 1359 posts) 10y

So I suppose she's on the plane now... Better late than never, isn't it?

JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've heard you can win your weight in chocolate on your birthday if you find the pass word... But anyway you're on your plane, you can't have it...

25. Posted by cikusang (Respected Member 1361 posts) 10y

Happy birthday, J! With cupcakes nurished in choco...

26. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

...............and in a nearly blinding flash of brown light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of knee-length police boots, comes Beerman, fresh from the Dungeon of Beer and ready to make party.................

HAAAAAALLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO Miss Coupie-Cakie person you are, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy all over you on this, many days past your Most Happy of Happy days!!!!! TA DAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

You are perhaps making wonder at nearly blinding flash of BROWN light? No, Beerman has not stumbled blindly through dog park at night. Beerman has made special sacrifice to Gods of Cacao by making cover of entire body with special dark 78% solids chocolate, even chest wig........and no Speedo. YES, Beerrman will make to perform for his beautiful Coupie the Naked Chocolate Dance of the Seven Chestwigs!!!!! Please to make prepare of self......

As the seductive music of Ancient Beeristan gently wafts through the vanilla scented air of the Tent of Desire, the dance begins......

Slowly rise as Phoenix from ashes, leap madly into air flinging droppies of sweet desire at wall, land in little splat noise on ottoman, seductively remove first chestwig and drape over face of anticipation woman, twist, turn, twirl...........continue through five more chestwigs, prepare grand finale, bring out mini trampoline, make running at very high speed at trampoline, leap with all might into air, bounce and twirl many times in midair while gracefully removing last and most discreetly placed chestwig, fall in little ploppy pile at feet of birthday woman.............TAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Is for you, Miss Sweet Coupie.....you may now make lick on arm of Beerman. I am at disposal of yours until you are have been satisfied. If you are pleasing though, these handcuffs and footcuffs are making a bit restrictive on seductive movements of Beerman. No, a little looser please. What is you are doing with nightstick? Oh no you are not!! Not with nightstick!!!!! OW!!!! NO, NOT THERE!!!!! OW!!!!! OOOOHHHH! NO!!!!!

.......and in a slippery, sticky flash of now tan and brown light, Beerman flees scene of depravity, only to be tackled by a hungry birthday girl and humiliated behind closed doors.............

27. Posted by grasshoppa (Full Member 202 posts) 10y

great post beerman.

Now...

Im thinking it would be really nice if cupcake thanked me personally on this thread for the Happy B'day hehe!

28. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

But grasshoppa! I did...back on page one...unless you mean an INperson personal Thank you...You go out and buy the chocolate and I will be there in a flash...;)
But again...thank you soooooooooooo much for the birthday wishes!
:)

29. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

Beerman has made special sacrifice to Gods of Cacao by making cover of entire body with special dark 78% solids chocolate, even chest wig........and no Speedo. YES, Beerrman will make to perform for his beautiful Coupie the Naked Chocolate Dance of the Seven Chestwigs!!!!!

I think.........I think I love you.

Quoting beerman

Is for you, Miss Sweet Coupie.....you may now make lick on arm of Beerman.

Arm??? ARM???? ARE you kidding me???? You stand before me in chocolate splendor and offer me an ARM??????

Quoting beerman

I am at disposal of yours until you are have been satisfied.


There isn't enough chocolate on the planet baby....

Quoting beerman

.......and in a slippery, sticky flash of now tan and brown light, Beerman flees scene of depravity, only to be tackled by a hungry birthday girl and humiliated behind closed doors.............

Oh comeon now...it wasn't so bad, was it? Isa scored higher than me on Q's test...I am positive you have done that before....;)
....thank you!! That is the most tired I have ever gotten from birthday wishes! ;) :)

30. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Thank you allllll SO SO Much!!! It has been a rough few weeks...and this was a real pick-me-up! Thank you Jeff !(where have you been??? You have been missed mister! :) )
Thank you Fred! (Hope you are still having a good time ;) )
Thank you Lee!
Thank you B! (Lets hurry up with the cuffs and gun thing ok? ;) )
Thank you coco-chloe! ( :) I love your name ...dammit, wish I would have thought of that ;) )
Thank you again! You guys rock!!!!

P.P.S....You all of course know that my happiest of happy days is the same day as Isadora and eermanBays wedding anniversary?!?!?!?!

I hope you two had MUCH sex, martini's, sex, chocolate, sex, dancing, sex, fun and somemore sex ;)