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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CLARABELL!!!!!!!!!!!

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11. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday Clara !!

You're in Prague !?!?! You wouldn't still be there end of August ?? I should be there around the 30th !!

12. Posted by Jennifer G (Budding Member 725 posts) 10y

Happy Birthday, Clara

13. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

I won't still b here at the end of Ausgust. That's a looooong while to be stuck behind elderly tour groups. Off to Cesky Krumlov tomorrow.

But hope you have a good time when you get here

14. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Happy birthday Clarabell

15. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

..............and in a brilliantly white flash of nearly-very-blinding light, accompanied by the gentle snoring of a koala named Bertha, comes Beerman.......

Hallloooooo, Miss Clarabubbles, it is I, Beerman, newly awakened from the cryogenic freezer where I am have been locked in carbonite by Jason the Hutt, here to make happy on you so that your Happy Day is not forgetted in history. TA DA!!!!!!!!!!!

Please to forgive lack of dancing, carbonite make bones little brittle. However, in travels of time and space, Beerman is stumble across this little koala-wombat thing who is tell me he is missing you. He will make Dance of Happy for you!!!!! TA DA!!!!!

Beerman flings the sleeping koala into the air and catches it with one hand behind his back. The koala awakens to this, and is not happy.

AAHHHHHHHHH. Please to make stop scratching at face of Beerman little Bertha!!!!! Ow, is hurt, OW, ok, you are making ask for it........Beerman produces a shock of eucalyptus leaves and brandishes them before the fierce gray marmot... HA!! Take that Mrs. Rodent!!! Is like sleepy time pills, yes?

So, Miss Nurse person, you are maybe liking to take row out on beautiful Lake Bled? I am not knowing how you are standing these starched white uniforms....is chafing Beerman's chest wig.

.........and in a splash of cool Lake Bled water, Beerman rows Clara to the hospital across the lake for bandages......

16. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

LOL......Cheers!

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