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41. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Oh shut up!!! At least mine gets a turn of the key on a regular basis. Yours is just sitting there waiting for the "For Sale" sign to be taped to it's windshield. Yours has been secretly letting air out of your motorbike's tires for months now and you keep blaming the road wear. Heeheeheehee!!!

How did you know that? I've now taken to chaining all four wheels of the car to a post to prevent it attacking the bike.
Neon - glow in the dark, most probably either in a ball of flames or a breakdown light ;)

You mean you have missed the large SOS written in the dust of the back window??? It's a lonely car and now that you have chained it to a post, you're in for big trouble when you finally have to use it. Be afraid - be very afraid...

My car does not glow in the dark but my car key does. My car a very pretty amethyst color with only a very minor dent where the deer ran into the quarter panel. It was also built in Mexico so it's bilingual. It likes going fast and it's name is Moby Grape or the BeanerMobile.

42. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Yeah look at Mr Schmarty Pants there with all his knowledge of cars. How can you tell what's wrong without even seeing it. The world is grateful you're not a doctor.

Easy - it's a hatch back and it's not that uncommon with them.
Not forgetting i'm an aboslute genius ;)

43. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting mikeyBoab

Yeah look at Mr Schmarty Pants there with all his knowledge of cars. How can you tell what's wrong without even seeing it. The world is grateful you're not a doctor.

Easy - it's a hatch back and it's not that uncommon with them.
Not forgetting i'm an aboslute genius ;)

OOOOH FANCY!!!! Mr F**king Fancy Pants there with his cheese baguette! OOOOH look at me! I've got pate for lunch! I'm a genius!

44. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting mikeyBoab

OOOOH FANCY!!!! Mr F**king Fancy Pants there with his cheese baguette! OOOOH look at me! I've got pate for lunch! I'm a genius!

It's actually a Cornish pasty - silver plate though ;)

45. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Yes, sorry, momentary caffeine burst. I'm okay now.

46. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Yes, sorry, momentary caffeine burst. I'm okay now.

tourette spurt caused by coffee

47. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

It likes going fast and it's name is Moby Grape or the BeanerMobile.

And has a certain attraction to suicidal wildlife... Btw, G, did you ever fix those holes in the roof after the scarecrow attack?

48. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Pardus

Quoting Isadora

It likes going fast and it's name is Moby Grape or the BeanerMobile.

And has a certain attraction to suicidal wildlife... Btw, G, did you ever fix those holes in the roof after the scarecrow attack?

Nope - we've decided they work pretty well as a sunroof though not so good when it rains. Probably need them fixed before the snow flies.

49. Posted by marlis (Travel Guru 1167 posts) 10y

Since I live on a small Island where I can easy drive the paved streets in a few hours,I have an older Suzuki Jeep,when I moved from Germany (1990)I brought an 11 year old Lada 4x4 to the Island.
I see this "Fossil"still on the Street.
Since I prefer to spend my money on Airline tickets and not in cars
I will never buy a new car.
Never the less one of my dream Cars would be a vintage
Jaguar Limousine with all this beautyful wood and leather interior.
Or BMW V8,

In Uruguay I could see many vintage cars.
Marlis

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