I just saw a guy spit in the street and then, almost instantly, get [email protected] on by a seagull. Poetic justice?
Haha, that's the best!
That reminds me of the time that I found a spider on the balcony of our old flat. Not wanting to kill it, I spent ages luring it onto a piece of newspaper and I flicked it off over the balcony. Before it hit the ground, a bird came out of nowhere and caught it mid-air for dinner.
i once found a toad trying to cross the road,i decided to take it back to the local pond on the other side which i assumed he/she was trying to get to, feeling quite pleased with myself for doing a good deed and helping the local wildlife,it jumped out my pocket and i went over the little little bugger on my bike, r,i,p toad