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321. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Healthy Levels of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. dontuseanypunctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Hard."

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

322. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 9y

I saw Father Christmas and his reindeer.

323. Posted by Budai (Respected Member 506 posts) 9y

Healthy Levels of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. dontuseanypunctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Hard."

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Seeing this. i absolutely love it.... cant wait to try it out....

324. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

No one else being in the office - radio on full blast and ploughing through the back log of work

325. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 9y

A lie in.

326. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 9y

I have been promoted, I have been promoted , na na na naaa na na na na!

Thankyou what a great Christmas present, all my time wasting and all the time spent waffling on about the merits of Polish Youth Hostels has finally paid off.

I'd better do some more travelling and keep it up.

Nurse Clara goes off to the Asia forum to offer hints on diahorrea and mozzie bites

[ Edit: Edited on Dec 27, 2006, at 3:14 PM by Clarabell ]

327. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Clarabell

I have been promoted, I have been promoted , na na na naaa na na na na!

Nurse Clara goes off to the Asia forum to offer hints on diahorrea and mozzie bites

Congrats Clara!!!!! ;)

Just remember that traveling thing is a double-edged sword... You travel and get info so you can help people which helps maintain that rating. But, depending on the length of time you are gone, you could lose that coveted rating because you haven't been answering those questions you haven't gotten the information yet to answer.

328. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Accompanied Beerman's assistant for an afternoon at the day spa. It was Beerman's Christmas gift to his assistant (and a perk for me). We had facials, massages, pedicures and manicures. It was the first time she'd ever been on the receiving end of those luxuries. Helen was absolutely giddy with delight (as it was a surprise and we highjacked her from work). It made me smile - alot! ;)

329. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

It was Beerman's Christmas gift to his assistant (and a perk for me).

Pampering the lowly minions ??? The Kalav grows weak...hmmm....

330. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

No one else being in the office - radio on full blast and ploughing through the back log of work

Isn't there an email joke going around that's exactly like that ? Engineers and the holidays ???

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