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331. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting Q'

Quoting Jase007

No one else being in the office - radio on full blast and ploughing through the back log of work

Isn't there an email joke going around that's exactly like that ? Engineers and the holidays ???

Yep:
Three boys are in the playground bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says:
"You two know nothing about fast. My father is a Pipeline Engineer. He stops working at 6:30pm and he is home by 3:45pm"!!

332. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Clarabell

I have been promoted, I have been promoted , na na na naaa na na na na

Congrats!!!! Does this mean you get a new uniform, too?

333. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Yep:

I was actually thinking of this one:

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

334. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

Quoting Clarabell

I have been promoted, I have been promoted , na na na naaa na na na na

Congrats!!!! Does this mean you get a new uniform, too?

You mean the old t-shirt wasn't it ? btw, Congrats Clara!!

[ Edit: Edited on Dec 28, 2006, at 6:19 AM by Q' ]

335. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

Quoting Clarabell

I have been promoted, I have been promoted , na na na naaa na na na na!

Thankyou what a great Christmas present, all my time wasting and all the time spent waffling on about the merits of Polish Youth Hostels has finally paid off.

I'd better do some more travelling and keep it up.

Nurse Clara goes off to the Asia forum to offer hints on diahorrea and mozzie bites

I thought you were talking about your job and I thought, didn't you just start?

Now I see that you're some sort of travel guru. Well done I tells ya!

336. Posted by StephUK85 (Budding Member 26 posts) 9y

Getting back with my boyfriend of 3 years :D! And the fact that i dont have to get up at 5.30 to go to work for at least 7 months woooo! xx

337. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Congrads Clara, the guru nurse ;)

It's Friday and I get three days off !!!!

338. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 9y

its friday, its after xmas and the first year i haven't been totally broke for the sales........

339. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

Quoting Rraven

its friday, its after xmas and the first year i haven't been totally broke for the sales........

Shame on you. You must try harder!

[ Edit: Edited on Dec 29, 2006, at 2:03 PM by james ]

340. Posted by marlis (Travel Guru 1167 posts) 9y

today it was the last day for this year I had my shop open.
After putting all the monthly turn overs together I found out that the year was not soooo bad.
Can go to on my next vacations and spend money,
I'm happy:)

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