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121. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

...and since I PAY for the house, it's upkeep, and re-stocking, I'm entitled to 50%, plus I get to watch AND keep another 50% of the movie rights, and NO ONE gets in my way while I play Tiger Woods PGA 2006 on the PS2. And stay off OUR bed.

And you guys have to tend the garden and mow the lawn.

122. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Hien

Quoting tway

I'm asking for my fair share of 65%. And Hien may have suffered some emotional damage too, come to think of it.

That's right. Considering the long term emotional damage that both Tina and I have to suffer, it is only right that we get a fair share of 100%. We will share them equally.

Hien only suffered bruises from the Pringles cans he was wedged between IN THE CLOSET!!! With all the crunching sounds he was making, I'd be surprised if he heard anything more than his own chewing...

Oh, and yeah - what Beerman said!!

123. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Wat, wait, wait. I think I need a cut of this, too. Think of the emotional damage I suffered while hiding under the couch! No one should have to witness what can be done using a frying pan, three cats, a tube of acrylic pain and a doorknob. No one. Plus I suffered the physical discomfort of bouncing couch springs, hot wax burns, and somone's very pointy high-heel shoe (I think that was Jase).

I'm asking for my fair share of 65%. And Hien may have suffered some emotional damage too, come to think of it.

Hien and Tway, you two owe us for the lessons learnt on the night. Nothing is free and you two got a damn good show, so cough up !!!!
Emotional damage? ha ha ha I think it was more of an eye opener for you both and a chance to see some real action.

Beerman - sorry old chap, I still have the photo's of you making love to that case of Bud and Miller lite.

And another point: why are you guys still hijacking our thread!!!!

[ Edit: Edited at Oct 6, 2006 2:21 PM by Jase007 ]

124. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

And another point: why are you guys still hijacking our thread!!!!

Because we can... payback's a bitch ain't it?!

Oh look! It's a chicken or a sheep or some type of furry animal!!!

[ Edit: Edited at Oct 6, 2006 3:08 PM by Isadora ]

125. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Because we can... payback's a bitch ain't it?!

Oh look! It's a chicken or a sheep or some type of furry animal!!!

Isa you don't have to put yourself down like that

126. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Because we can... payback's a bitch ain't it?!

Oh look! It's a chicken or a sheep or some type of furry animal!!!

Isa you don't have to put yourself down like that

I wasn't - just pointing out some friends of yours... I think they're lonely...

127. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Because we can... payback's a bitch ain't it?!

Oh look! It's a chicken or a sheep or some type of furry animal!!!

Isa you don't have to put yourself down like that

I wasn't - just pointing out some friends of yours... I think they're lonely...

It's ok, beerman ought to keep you company, that is unless he's on the miller lite

128. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Because we can... payback's a bitch ain't it?!

Oh look! It's a chicken or a sheep or some type of furry animal!!!

Isa you don't have to put yourself down like that

I wasn't - just pointing out some friends of yours... I think they're lonely...

It's ok, beerman ought to keep you company, that is unless he's on the miller lite

Oh come on... You can do better than cheap shots about Miller and Bud... What's that black water you drink called??? Oh yeah - Guinness...

129. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Hien and Tway, you two owe us for the lessons learnt on the night. Nothing is free and you two got a damn good show, so cough up !!!!
Emotional damage? ha ha ha I think it was more of an eye opener for you both and a chance to see some real action.

I can't speak for Hien, but most shows I know of come with a tub of popcorn and a soda - not a flock of defeathered chickens and a can of aerosol cheese. I don't know what lessons we're supposed to take away from that debacle... how to perform a thorough house cleaning with wild animals? How to dust a chandalier with two rolls of duct tape and an egg beater? Or maybe how to play 'hide the chorizo' with a couple of tutu-clad domesticated felines. I don't know if Isa was ever able to wash that out....

Just for making me relive the whole experience, I'm upping my cut to 70%.

130. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Oh come on... You can do better than cheap shots about Miller and Bud... What's that black water you drink called??? Oh yeah - Guinness...

And whats wrong with cheap shots?
You guy's just leave yourselves open to so many I can't help it

Just for making me relive the whole experience, I'm upping my cut to 70%.

Tway, good of you to offer to pay for 70% towards the refurbishment of Isa Manor. You offer of paying for 70% of the costs is accepted, please send the cash to myself and I'll see it's used for the purpose intended.

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