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151. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Quoting Cupcake

Two, what the hell are menal damages??

That's the resut of mental distress! Once the "t" falls out it's all downhill from there.

After speaking to my lawyers and consulting with the guy in payroll, we've concluded that payments from one Jase007 will start on November 1st, 2006 and every first of the month thereafter until such time as the 70% payment is made in full. Barring that, we have agreed that Jase007 can instead choose to tour the world, visiting TP members in every country and doing a full week's housework to the tune of "Old Time Rock and Roll" dressed in a pink tutu, leather chaps and moose antlers. Evidence must be in the form of a live feed accessible to all TP members. Dancing, hip shaking and flashing the camera are not obligatory, but may be appreciated by certain members.

You pay for the petrol, and get the tutu I'm there baby

152. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Quoting Cupcake

Two, what the hell are menal damages??

That's the resut of mental distress! Once the "t" falls out it's all downhill from there.

What happens when the "l" falls out???

Quoting Jase007

Quoting tway

Barring that, we have agreed that Jase007 can instead choose to tour the world, visiting TP members in every country and doing a full week's housework to the tune of "Old Time Rock and Roll" dressed in a pink tutu, leather chaps and moose antlers. Evidence must be in the form of a live feed accessible to all TP members. Dancing, hip shaking and flashing the camera are not obligatory, but may be appreciated by certain members.

You pay for the petrol, and get the tutu I'm there baby

Who will responsible for setting up the live feed for me?? And, it's going to take Jase much longer than a week to clean up this mess. I'll even let him wear the moose slippers since they will be a nice accessory to the antlers, chaps and tutu.

153. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

i found a tutu at home so who wants to be jases's first customer

154. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

I am willing to pay at least a 1.75 USD for that show! (that is -967 dollars Canadian ;) )

155. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

I am willing to pay at least a 1.75 USD for that show! (that is -967 dollars Canadian ;) )

pounds baby, pounds £££££££££
Can you pay the costs????

156. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

ahem...I don't even know how to make that funky symbol on the computer! :P

pounds you say?? so your going to pay me 867 pounds to watch?!
Gravy!!!! Are digital video cameras allowed? This is something I may have to watch over and over again. ;)

157. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

ahem...I don't even know how to make that funky symbol on the computer! :P

pounds you say?? so your going to pay me 867 pounds to watch?!
Gravy!!!! Are digital video cameras allowed? This is something I may have to watch over and over again. ;)

Ha ha ha, you wish ;) only live performances given, with live web feeds via a pay per view £2,500 per month

158. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

(digs down deep in pockets) Ok, I got some lint, 2 dollars and 17 cents in change...what'll that get me? ;)

159. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

(digs down deep in pockets) Ok, I got some lint, 2 dollars and 17 cents in change...what'll that get me? ;)

That'll get you 2mins 23sec of feed - should be enough to keep you going ;)

160. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

I love being given as good as l get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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