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171. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Forgive me for taking this topic off topic... but Jase must be the most respected member of TP, ever.

OK, back to discussing Purdy's evil twin.

172. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 9y

i'm so asleep today that when i first read that i thought i was in the rumour thread is he the highest respected member ??

173. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Now, that's not a rumour, you ought to start calling me 'sir'

174. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

I cannot divudlge secrets from my evil twin - she will bully me beyond believe if l let anything slip!

175. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Purdy

I cannot divudlge secrets from my evil twin - she will bully me beyond believe if l let anything slip!

What if you call her "Gertrude" and refer to drinking as "oral hydration" and carnal exploits as "sins of permission"?

176. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

Quoting Purdy

I cannot divudlge secrets from my evil twin - she will bully me beyond believe if l let anything slip!

What if you call her "Gertrude" and refer to drinking as "oral hydration" and carnal exploits as "sins of permission"?

Do elaborate . . . .

177. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Now, that's not a rumour, you ought to start calling me 'sir'

If you think it will help... "Sir Jase"... Nope, just not working for me. I think I will call you "Laddie". Yup - that's the ticket!

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Quoting tway

Quoting Purdy

I cannot divudlge secrets from my evil twin - she will bully me beyond believe if l let anything slip!

What if you call her "Gertrude" and refer to drinking as "oral hydration" and carnal exploits as "sins of permission"?

Oral hydration just sounds too clinical. How about tippling? That has a genteel ring to it. I do like "sins of permission" though.

The evil twin would tell on you, Purdy... You can whisper to me, I won't tell anyone - ever!

178. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

I still maintain that this thread is contualy getting hijacked my all those 'responsible' member

179. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Yes, quite disgraceful . . .

180. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Look who's talking.

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