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211. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

HAH!!!! Of course!!!!!

Keep it up, and Santa won't bring you any mustard this year....

212. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Well you up for nowt either, i hear that your tash ran away with the chestwig

213. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Rumour has it that one Jase is the long-lost lovechild of a green chestwig and a pair of tattered polka-dot knickers. When asked how he felt, he claimed all he needed in life was a sound spanking and the occassional chest trim.

214. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Rumour has it that one Jase is the long-lost lovechild of a green chestwig and a pair of tattered polka-dot knickers. When asked how he felt, he claimed all he needed in life was a sound spanking and the occassional chest trim.

Getting mixed up on the threads are we ;) try the rumour one

215. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Dang! I'm getting rusty... What I meant to say was: what's a tash?

216. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Dang! I'm getting rusty... What I meant to say was: what's a tash?

Uh, that would be the handsome, Omar Sharif-type moustache I have been sporting........drives the lady wild........

Jase has been eagerly awaiting the first sprouting of his facial hair....next year he may get hair (psssttt....."down there"...)

217. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting beerman

Quoting tway

Dang! I'm getting rusty... What I meant to say was: what's a tash?

Uh, that would be the handsome, Omar Sharif-type moustache I have been sporting........drives the lady wild........

Jase has been eagerly awaiting the first sprouting of his facial hair....next year he may get hair (psssttt....."down there"...)

As the hair on Beermans face grows more, so does the hair on his back, all a result of it slipping off his head

218. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Where the hell is Mikey all of a sudden? Good God Man, add something quick before this thread gets completely out of control!!!!!!!!!

....and in the distance (we'll call it Scootlahnd), a lone voice is heard from beneath a bit of shrubbery..........Piss Off!!!!.........and there was silence.......

219. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting beerman

Quoting tway

Dang! I'm getting rusty... What I meant to say was: what's a tash?

Uh, that would be the handsome, Omar Sharif-type moustache I have been sporting........drives the lady wild........

Jase has been eagerly awaiting the first sprouting of his facial hair....next year he may get hair (psssttt....."down there"...)

As the hair on Beermans face grows more, so does the hair on his back, all a result of it slipping off his head

Do you think the hair will slip further off his back later?

220. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Hien

Do you think the hair will slip further off his back later?

Looking for a donation H?

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