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221. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 9y

He needs that like he needs (another)hole in the head!

222. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

reality, for anyone who can't handle drugsv

223. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Instead of supporting your Africa run, I think the money would be better spent buying you new (smaller) fingers and new keyboards... Just a thought... (Christmas is just around the corner...)

224. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

or perhaps one of those computers you can type with your mouth

225. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

and a harmonica

226. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Don't forget the capuchin monkey in the little outfit, red hat and tin cup. I hear they are easily trained and very good typists, though they do like to smear banana on everything.

227. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

I hear they are easily trained and very good typists, though they do like to smear banana on everything.

The banana smearing thing is vicious propaganda, no member of my family would ever even think of smearing banana on anything, that's so unprofessional! There's a lot of pride in the business of supporting-the-accordeon-animals, I'll have you know!

[ Edit: Edited at Oct 27, 2006 5:20 AM by Pardus ]

228. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Pardus

Quoting Isadora

I hear they are easily trained and very good typists, though they do like to smear banana on everything.

The banana smearing thing is vicious propaganda, no member of my family would ever go near such an act. There's a lot of pride in the business of supporting-the-accordeon-animals, I'll have you know!

Did I fail to mention - they groom with their own urine/feces and have an innate fear of bathtubs/sinks. But, wonderful typists!!

229. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

You should see what they do with their free hand.

230. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Peter picked a pepper

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