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281. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

I've got one to survive tonight . . . it's mum's 56th birthday. My GOD that's old.

282. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting mikeyBoab

I've got one to survive tonight . . . it's mum's 56th birthday. My GOD that's old.

This coming from a 26 year old... Your mom is just hitting her stride and you'll be surprised how fast 30 years go by.

283. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

no i'm staying young and handsome forever . . .

284. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

I'm sorry - I forgot! Dangermouse is immortal - duh!! Silly me!

285. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 10y

I am going to impale your mum on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis.

*I hope someone doesn't take this the wrong way This is a quote from a movie*

286. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 10y

Ok no one got it so I will explain so I don't sound like a pshyco! It's come "Thank You For Smoking" (the movie)

287. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 10y

Phew, thanks for that!

288. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Time is a moment that can be counted.

289. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Moments counted can be timed.

290. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

To have a near death experience can make you feel more alive.

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