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301. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Quoting Q'

now now.....we mustn't forget all of Mikey's insurance money.

Right, that's it. Who insured me???

And does this have anything to do with the brakes on my car?

302. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Quoting Q'

now now.....we mustn't forget all of Mikey's insurance money.

Right, that's it. Who insured me???

And does this have anything to do with the brakes on my car?

I think that was--oh, look at the birdie!

303. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

I think they have run out of one-liners... It's a shame, but I guess sheer genius just goes in streaks...

304. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Right, that's it. Who insured me???

AFLAC !!

Quoting mikeyBoab

And does this have anything to do with the brakes on my car?

That's the whole point ain't it ?

305. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Q'

Quoting mikeyBoab

Right, that's it. Who insured me???

AFLAC !!

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck - it must be...

AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

306. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Who's AFLAC when he's at home?

307. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Who's AFLAC when he's at home?

AFLAC is a flexible supplemental medical insurance where a set amount of pre-tax money is deducted from each paycheck and deposited into account. It can be used for expenses not covered by your regular medical insurance plan - such as eyeglaasses, prescriptions, daycare, plan deductibles, etc. The "spokesperson" in the AFLAC ads is a duck and comedian Gilbert Gottfried does the voiceover. All the damn duck ever says is AFLAC

The Aflac Duck

The website doesn't give the duck's schedule so you can probably catch him at home now - it's still early in California and rumor has it he lives in Beverly Hills with two buxom babes.

308. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

And here I thought you guys meant Ben Aflac.

309. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

And here I thought you guys meant Ben Aflac.

Close, but at least the Aflac people give you your money back. Ben's never reimbused me for seeing any of his movies and I've sent in the forms for the really sucky ones.

310. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

I'm Baaacccckkkkk!!!!!!!

well until the next crisis anyway

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