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371. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting Pardus

Battle of Hugh Hefner vs. Peter Stringfellow?

The bunnies are allowed to participate ?? Hefner of course.

The IRS or the CIA ?

372. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

CIA - they have guns and don't pay tax.

Who would win the fight - Care Bears or Tellytubbies?

373. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

CIA - they have guns and don't pay tax.

Who would win the fight - Care Bears or Tellytubbies?

No way the CIA will win, we are talking tax people here. They are closely related to Lawyers and as everybody knows the only species to survive a nuclear meltdown are cockroaches and Lawyers!

As for the new challenge, my money's on the teletubbies! And they won't even need the help of the outcast Teletubby (The brown one called Nazi Bazi!!! ).

The Flying Spaghetti Monster vs. The Purple Monkey Dishwasher?

374. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting Pardus

The Flying Spaghetti Monster vs. The Purple Monkey Dishwasher?

Aw come on. One makes the mess the other has to clean the dishes afterwards. The Spaghetti Monster of course.

In the battle to destroy all mankind. Global warming vs. George W. Bush ???

375. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Global warming will fry Bush's brains, but no one will notice the difference. Call it a draw.

Who would win in a mud-wrestling match: Paris Hilton or Richard Simmons?

[ Edit: Edited on Jul 13, 2007, at 9:36 AM by tway ]

376. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Richard Simmons!! Paris might break a nail - God forbid. (Okay, same could be said about Richard Simmons...)

In a "catch the greased pig" contest, who would win - Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake?

Interesting turn this thread has taken...

[ Edit: Edited on Jul 13, 2007, at 3:30 PM by Isadora ]

377. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 9y

Ricki Lake - She seems like a go to girl and Springer's just all talk

Who's cuter - Violet Affleck or Apple Martin?

P.S. Seems like maybe this thread has been hijacked again

378. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Quoting Wonkerer

P.S. Seems like maybe this thread has been hijacked again

That's the whole purpose of this thread - without us mods coming in every now and then to get them back on track because there's no track here - everything runs astray!

379. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 9y

I vote for an open coup d'etat against the mods!

380. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Quoting Brendan

I vote for an open coup d'etat against the mods!

Say that to the Overlords.

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