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411. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

If it's a bug kill it

412. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Yes Jase.

How's the counselling going? And the medication? Stopped foaming at the mouth?

413. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

I hear Guinness withdrawls are the worst. Tremors, drooling, dillusions, random ramblings about bugs and forcing square pegs into round holes, staggering, falling over the rail, bobbing up and down in the Angolan ocean like a buoy... Someone throw him a rope before he goes under for the last time...

414. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Yes Jase.

How's the counselling going? And the medication? Stopped foaming at the mouth?

Well counceller said take a trip, so I did now i wish I made him take a trip - off the planet

415. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

I just received a strange request from the 2 of them for Canadian vaseline.

416. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

I just received a strange request from the 2 of them for Canadian vaseline.

No, sorry, lm lost - who needs the vaseline - Jase & his counsellor or Jase & Mikey????????????? And what what is special with Canadian vaseline - as opposed to standard stuff?

What are they gonna use it on???????????????????

417. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Purdy

Quoting tway

I just received a strange request from the 2 of them for Canadian vaseline.

No, sorry, lm lost - who needs the vaseline - Jase & his counsellor or Jase & Mikey????????????? And what what is special with Canadian vaseline - as opposed to standard stuff?

What are they gonna use it on???????????????????

1) Jase and Mikey
2) It's made from moose blubber
3) Sticking square pegs into round holes

All other questions will be referred to Jase's counselor who is currently vacationing on Bimini.

418. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Ah! Isa is in the know. Seems the counsellor has requsted a case of this stuff for himself, too...

419. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

The invasion of Canada shall begin at 05:27 on the 23rd November 2007, (totally picked at random).
All people interested in taking part in this invasion should apply at your local corner shop.
There a form to fill out, nothing too long winded just the usual next of kin type legal stuff.
They are also advised to wear long johns as it may be a tad chilly, a cuppa hot cocoa would also be a good idea.
Ah a tourch is required as we have no light to hand out, and spare batteries, oh and some food as the stuff they have is supposed to be a bit dodgy.
Transport, you'll need to take your own, minimum requirement for this will be a skate board, hopefully a few people can car pool so that the boarders can hang on.
The reason for this invasion you may ask?
Because we can, in the immortal works of South Park "Blame Canada, Blame Canada"

420. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Wow!!

Count me in!!! I'd love to see Tina and Montreal again. I'll even bring the moose blubber vasoline. Besides, I know a nice little crossing area on the Minnesota/Canuckistan border where they'll never see us and there's a great little cafe that serves the best breakfasts - on the Minnesota side, of course. (Hey, it's gonna be 5:27 in the morning - breakfast time. They probably have hot cocoa to go too.) I'm thinking snow mobiles may be the best transportation at that time of year, but with our recent summer-like weather, who knows, it could just rain so bring a surfboard also. Dogsleds - you can never go wrong with dog sleds - especially if they have drop-down wheels.

What's wrong with the food? Poutine has everything you need - French fries, gravy and cheese. Good rib-stickin', cold weather food. Okay, so maybe the cheese is a bit dodgy if it didn't come from Wisconsin. We'll bring along the good beer as the Molson and LaBatts stuff is less than stellar or even passable for that matter.

Could we move the time back by an hour or two?? I think you'll have more takers and it'll be daylight by then. Oh wait, guess that's the whole point - show up under the cover of darkness. If that's the case, why the torches?? They'll see us coming across, looking like little dancing northern lights. Oh, okay, gotcha - we're the invading northern lights. Smart!! So, we should put theater film on all the torches to give that ethereal aurora borealus look.

BLAME CANUCKISTAN, BLAME CANUCKISTAN...

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