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431. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting Q'

Quoting Jase007

Q' you have a choice, join in or suffer the horrid consequences of the above mentioned torches.

Technically, I joined in 1985. There was an oath and a judge and RCMP guards and stuff. Just curious though, won't the burning torches deflate that rubber ducky you're floating on rightnow ?

No, the rubber duckey is flame proof, well that's what it said on the plastic wrapping. Anyhow, there is plenty of water to put it out if it does catch fire.

We are looking for a motto for the invasion & still looking for a major sponsor to provide the cash for the slot machines.
Q, my sympathies and admiration on the long suffering that you have endured. Join the invasion and soon you freedom will be assured. Well maybe not freedom, but there is free beer in it for all !!!!

Let the good times roll

432. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Well maybe not freedom, but there is free beer in it for all !!!!

Yes, but what will you be drinking ?

433. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Q'

Quoting Jase007

Well maybe not freedom, but there is free beer in it for all !!!!

Yes, but what will you be drinking ?

Well, it won't be Canuckistani brewed but it will be a Canuckistani import known for kicking those two major Canuckistani-brewed beer's asses.

I was thinking a good motto would be "Live French Free or Die" but realized it was only a small section of Canada that actually embraced the French philosophy and wanted to be free of the English language. So basically, that doesn't work too well...

Beerman has actually found two very good sponsors for the invasion and both are willing to enter into negotiations. Molson and LaBatts want to significantly increase their US and European market shares so they have agreed to discuss the issue. The above-mentioned ass-kicking beer has cut into their market shares enough that they need to look for outside income. An invasion by non-Canuckistani entities would give them the foothold they seek. (Okay, so we don't tell them that the non-Canuckistani brew will also takeover their US and European market shares after the invasion. They'll never figure it out.)

Q, I understand the flaming rubber ducky thing but what does the RCMP have to do with this??? Join us in the beer tent to explain. Thanks!

Jase, sorry to disappoint, but the theater film is not an actual filming of the events, but a multi-colored celophane covering for the theater lights that change the lighting atmosphere. But, i think I know someone who could do the filming is she's available...

[i]Isa now leaves to find more recruits, distract Tway and convince Purdy that DEAR is not a bad thing.

434. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

OK - lve got over my sulk - l will accept being called dear or cheap or mildly expensive even!

Im back on board l will see you behind enemy lines at the end of November!! Send me your co-ordinates (and where the beer is strategically placed - incase l get thirsty!)

435. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Q, I understand the flaming rubber ducky thing but what does the RCMP have to do with this??? Join us in the beer tent to explain. Thanks!

Jase will be finding that part out. I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise.

Well, my German allies are indicating an all thumbs up.

436. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Age is a barrier that continues to be broken
Copyright of Jase 2007 as ordered to by Purdy

437. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Age is a barrier that continues to be broken
Copyright of Jase 2007 as ordered to by Purdy

Discuss

It wasnt really an order more of a suggestion!!

[ Edit: Edited on Oct 23, 2007, at 2:37 PM by Purdy ]

438. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting Purdy

Quoting Jase007

Age is a barrier that continues to be broken
Copyright of Jase 2007 as ordered to by Purdy

Discuss

It wasnt really an order more of a suggestion!!

OK, it wasn't an order but gengle suggestion.
Purdy wanted to add on that Beerman probably would like the quote as he'd broken more barriers than anyone else.
I on the other hand wouldn't say such a nasty thing

439. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

Quoting Jase007

Age is a barrier that continues to be broken
Copyright of Jase 2007 as ordered to by Purdy

Discuss

It wasnt really an order more of a suggestion!!

OK, it wasn't an order but gengle suggestion.
Purdy wanted to add on that Beerman probably would like the quote as he'd broken more barriers than anyone else.
I on the other hand wouldn't say such a nasty thing

Just remember that Beerman is younger than me... With the throwing of a few bones, a couple of incantations and a big bottle of rum, I cam make you break a few barriers too! Might be painful... Can't promise you will keep those rugged Kiwi good looks... The possibilities are endless.....

440. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

Quoting Jase007

Age is a barrier that continues to be broken
Copyright of Jase 2007 as ordered to by Purdy

Discuss

It wasnt really an order more of a suggestion!!

OK, it wasn't an order but gengle suggestion.
Purdy wanted to add on that Beerman probably would like the quote as he'd broken more barriers than anyone else.
I on the other hand wouldn't say such a nasty thing

Just remember that Beerman is younger than me... With the throwing of a few bones, a couple of incantations and a big bottle of rum, I cam make you break a few barriers too! Might be painful... Can't promise you will keep those rugged Kiwi good looks... The possibilities are endless.....

Ha l didnt need to think of something smart - l shoulda know Isa would see right through you Jason!!!!!!!! G - l can lend you my whip if you need it!!!!!!!!!!!

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