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441. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

While you are all out-aging each other, Canada has put up 50-foot iron fence guarded by huskies and Mounties and anti-tank guns, which runs the length of the US border. Anyone wishing to enter must find the main gate, do the hokey-pokey, turn themelves around, and march back to whence they came.

442. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

While you are all out-aging each other, Canada has put up 50-foot iron fence guarded by huskies and Mounties and anti-tank guns, which runs the length of the US border. Anyone wishing to enter must find the main gate, do the hokey-pokey, turn themelves around, and march back to whence they came.

No worries T, we aren't takeing the US boarder route.
In a devilish attempt to confuse the Canadian authorities the invasion will start in Fiji for climate readiness training.

Ha l didnt need to think of something smart - l shoulda know Isa would see right through you Jason!!!!!!!! G - l can lend you my whip if you need it!!!!!!!!!!!

You Kinky mare

Just remember that Beerman is younger than me... With the throwing of a few bones, a couple of incantations and a big bottle of rum, I cam make you break a few barriers too! Might be painful... Can't promise you will keep those rugged Kiwi good looks... The possibilities are endless.....

Purdy is Northern Irish not kiwi ;);)

443. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Jase and Mikey one-liner thread

444. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Quoting Hien

Jase and Mikey one-liner thread

Thanks you! Who'd have thought this thread would EVER be hijacked?

445. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting tway

While you are all out-aging each other, Canada has put up 50-foot iron fence guarded by huskies and Mounties and anti-tank guns, which runs the length of the US border. Anyone wishing to enter must find the main gate, do the hokey-pokey, turn themelves around, and march back to whence they came.

No worries T, we aren't takeing the US boarder route.
In a devilish attempt to confuse the Canadian authorities the invasion will start in Fiji for climate readiness training.

ER - will you let me know which direction the invasion is taking before Wednesday please? It would be easier for me to make my way to Fiji from Saigon than heading back to the UK!!!!!!!!!

Jase - matter of interest - what will the climate readiness training entail? Should l bring a hammock?

Quoting Jase007

quote]Just remember that Beerman is younger than me... With the throwing of a few bones, a couple of incantations and a big bottle of rum, I cam make you break a few barriers too! Might be painful... Can't promise you will keep those rugged Kiwi good looks... The possibilities are endless.....

Purdy is Northern Irish not kiwi ;);)[/quote]

"Rugged"

[ Edit: Edited on Oct 25, 2007, at 1:24 AM by Purdy ]

446. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

I think it's time we all stop fighting and take a martini and chocolate cookie break. Any takers?

447. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

I think it's time we all stop fighting and take a martini and chocolate cookie break. Any takers?

Jeez - a bit early in the morning for you to be hitting the martini bottle T! But its after 1pm here l will have one!

[ Edit: Edited on Oct 25, 2007, at 5:23 AM by Purdy ]

448. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Purdy

Quoting tway

I think it's time we all stop fighting and take a martini and chocolate cookie break. Any takers?

Jeez - a bit early in the morning for you to be hitting the martini bottle T! But its after 1pm here l will have one!

Well, I'll start with the cookies and make due till lunchtime. Actually, they're painting our office this week, so we're all kinda bumbling around drunken-like anyway.

449. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Hien

Jase and Mikey one-liner thread

Last time I looked, I was typing my replies one line at a time. Nowhere in the opening post does it say there is a restriction on the number of one lines in a reply. But, I digress and am off to join T for cookies and progress to martinis as the day ages.

450. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Hien

Jase and Mikey one-liner thread

Last time I looked, I was typing my replies one line at a time. Nowhere in the opening post does it say there is a restriction on the number of one lines in a reply. But, I digress and am off to join T for cookies and progress to martinis as the day ages.

As many one liners as WE want to

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