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451. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

I think we should declare war against New Zealand. Too many birds, not enough red meat.

452. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 8y

Blame Canada, Blame Canada

Ah, I can understand why you would want to invade New Zealand.
But we're doing the Canada bit at the moment, the invasion party can always be held in NZ if you'd like.
Somewhere like Hamner Springs or Wanaka would be great.

Would you like it know more?

453. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Pre or post invasion party in NZ?

Lets go for Hamner Springs and if anyone annoys us we can make them jump off THIS bridge (without the bungy rope!!) oh and for anyone interested there were loads of sheep about!!!!!!

[ Edit: Edited on Oct 26, 2007, at 12:12 PM by Purdy ]

454. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

I think we should head to Whengarei - lots of places to sneak up on the enemy and stab them with a giant hairy fern.

455. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

how about George?

456. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 8y

Quoting kombizz

how about George?

Who, George of the Jungle?

457. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO???????????

Beerman and I have been sitting under this Fijian palapa for days now with no signs of any other invaders. When is this training session suppose to begin? The sled dogs have arrived and are thoroughly enjoying chasing sticks thrown into the ocean for them to retrieve. The salt water has given their coats a nice sheen so they don't look as scruffy these days either. We have been forced to tie Purdy's cardboard cutout to the palapa post as sea breeze caught her just right, blew her into the water and she became a surfboard for the seagulls. She was rescued quite quickly with minimal damage, thankfully. She should last long enough for the real Purdy to arrive. The seabirds do like using her as a perch though...

Well, until someone else decides to make an appearance, we'll just be sitting here soaking up the sun. Oh Pool Boy, another round of wiki drinks when you have time.

458. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

do you mind the sea gulls are crapping on my cut out! hello from hcmc btw its wet and warm and beer is 40 pence!

459. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting Purdy

do you mind the sea gulls are crapping on my cut out! hello from hcmc btw its wet and warm and beer is 40 pence!

Just consider the seagull droppings to be the glue that is holding your cutout together at the moment. I knew we should have used rubber cement instead of the water soluble stuff when attaching your life-sized picture to the cardboard. Ah well, live and learn!

(40 pence?? Had you done proper planning and visited IsaManor instead, the beer would have been free... Maybe something to consider in the future...)

460. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Can someone help me with tis Guinness-record-breaking martini, please? I've tried sipping it, slurping it, doing the back paddle, the front crawl, holding my breath underwater (or, gin), splashing passing pooping eagulls - and the thing still reaches up to my shoulders. Bring straws!

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