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481. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

So when's this Ozzie the Ostrich showing his face??????? Or is it the parrot in disguise?

482. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 8y

Quoting Purdy

So when's this Ozzie the Ostrich showing his face??????? Or is it the parrot in disguise?

Here is Ozzy's first published photo. Taken just after his escape from the Kruger National Park

483. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

He looks as though he is in a drunken stuppor!

More photos please!

484. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Chaining Ozzy to the windshield wipers was cruel and inhumane treatment. The least you could have done is let him sit on the dashboard. It's going to take him weeks to floss all the bugs out of his beak. No wonder he's looking a bit like a demonic ostrich. I'm calling PETSA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Stuffed Animals).

Here's a thought... If we have the parrot's body exhumed I'll bet we'll find that fowl play had something to do with his demise. I'm calling PETBUA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Blow-Up Animals).

Maybe Jase shouldn't be allowed to have pets...

485. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

I think we need to alert PETSBA, too - People for the Ethical Treatment of Ship-Bound Animals. I hear the poor things are often mistaken for lovely ladies.

486. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

So when's this Ozzie the Ostrich showing his face??????? Or is it the parrot in disguise?

Here is Ozzy's first published photo. Taken just after his escape from the Kruger National Park

Oh my, Ozzy looks like a drunken whore.

487. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

So when's this Ozzie the Ostrich showing his face??????? Or is it the parrot in disguise?

Here is Ozzy's first published photo. Taken just after his escape from the Kruger National Park

Oh my, Ozzy looks like a drunken whore.

Hell, he ain't getting paid !!!

488. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

So when's this Ozzie the Ostrich showing his face??????? Or is it the parrot in disguise?

Here is Ozzy's first published photo. Taken just after his escape from the Kruger National Park

Oh my, Ozzy looks like a drunken whore.

Hell, he ain't getting paid !!!

I think we have a failure to communicate... A whore doesn't get paid - a prostitute does. Poor Ozzy has to put out for free...

Jase, you need to be nicer to your pets...

489. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 8y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

So when's this Ozzie the Ostrich showing his face??????? Or is it the parrot in disguise?

Here is Ozzy's first published photo. Taken just after his escape from the Kruger National Park

Oh my, Ozzy looks like a drunken whore.

Hell, he ain't getting paid !!!

I think we have a failure to communicate... A whore doesn't get paid - a prostitute does. Poor Ozzy has to put out for free...

Jase, you need to be nicer to your pets...

I am good with pets, they just don't seem to last long that's all

490. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

So when's this Ozzie the Ostrich showing his face??????? Or is it the parrot in disguise?

Here is Ozzy's first published photo. Taken just after his escape from the Kruger National Park

Oh my, Ozzy looks like a drunken whore.

Hell, he ain't getting paid !!!

I think we have a failure to communicate... A whore doesn't get paid - a prostitute does. Poor Ozzy has to put out for free...

Jase, you need to be nicer to your pets...

I am good with pets, they just don't seem to last long that's all

Well, you did win Howling Harry's heart. He still misses you.