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491. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

So when's this Ozzie the Ostrich showing his face??????? Or is it the parrot in disguise?

Here is Ozzy's first published photo. Taken just after his escape from the Kruger National Park

Oh my, Ozzy looks like a drunken whore.

Hell, he ain't getting paid !!!

I think we have a failure to communicate... A whore doesn't get paid - a prostitute does. Poor Ozzy has to put out for free...

Jase, you need to be nicer to your pets...

I am good with pets, they just don't seem to last long that's all

Well, you did win Howling Harry's heart. He still misses you.

Hey, you should try feeding him then

492. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

So when's this Ozzie the Ostrich showing his face??????? Or is it the parrot in disguise?

Here is Ozzy's first published photo. Taken just after his escape from the Kruger National Park

Oh my, Ozzy looks like a drunken whore.

Hell, he ain't getting paid !!!

I think we have a failure to communicate... A whore doesn't get paid - a prostitute does. Poor Ozzy has to put out for free...

Jase, you need to be nicer to your pets...

I am good with pets, they just don't seem to last long that's all

Well, you did win Howling Harry's heart. He still misses you.

Hey, you should try feeding him then

What does one feed a drunken whore? Meat and two veg?

493. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Well, you did win Howling Harry's heart. He still misses you.

Hey, you should try feeding him then

What does one feed a drunken whore? Meat and two veg?

With Harry - you feed him a shot of rum and some Meow Mix.

Jase - I fed him and he still misses you. Though after the shot of rum he fell asleep for awhile and just dreamed about you.

494. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Well, you did win Howling Harry's heart. He still misses you.

Hey, you should try feeding him then

What does one feed a drunken whore? Meat and two veg?

With Harry - you feed him a shot of rum and some Meow Mix.

Jase - I fed him and he still misses you. Though after the shot of rum he fell asleep for awhile and just dreamed about you.

Well I do seem to have that effect sometimes, once met never forgotten no matter how hard you try

495. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Well, you did win Howling Harry's heart. He still misses you.

Hey, you should try feeding him then

What does one feed a drunken whore? Meat and two veg?

With Harry - you feed him a shot of rum and some Meow Mix.

Jase - I fed him and he still misses you. Though after the shot of rum he fell asleep for awhile and just dreamed about you.

Well I do seem to have that effect sometimes, once met never forgotten no matter how hard you try

A bit like a nasty disease really

496. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting Purdy

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Well, you did win Howling Harry's heart. He still misses you.

Hey, you should try feeding him then

What does one feed a drunken whore? Meat and two veg?

With Harry - you feed him a shot of rum and some Meow Mix.

Jase - I fed him and he still misses you. Though after the shot of rum he fell asleep for awhile and just dreamed about you.

Well I do seem to have that effect sometimes, once met never forgotten no matter how hard you try

A bit like a nasty disease really

Evil, nasty Paddy

497. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Well, you did win Howling Harry's heart. He still misses you.

Hey, you should try feeding him then

What does one feed a drunken whore? Meat and two veg?

With Harry - you feed him a shot of rum and some Meow Mix.

Jase - I fed him and he still misses you. Though after the shot of rum he fell asleep for awhile and just dreamed about you.

Well I do seem to have that effect sometimes, once met never forgotten no matter how hard you try

A bit like a nasty disease really

Evil, nasty Paddy

Hey, just telling it like I see it!!!

498. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

It's nice seeing sibling rivalry isn't dead!!!!

499. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting Purdy

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Well, you did win Howling Harry's heart. He still misses you.

Hey, you should try feeding him then

What does one feed a drunken whore? Meat and two veg?

With Harry - you feed him a shot of rum and some Meow Mix.

Jase - I fed him and he still misses you. Though after the shot of rum he fell asleep for awhile and just dreamed about you.

Well I do seem to have that effect sometimes, once met never forgotten no matter how hard you try

A bit like a nasty disease really

Evil, nasty Paddy

Hey, just telling it like I see it!!!

Herpies

500. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Purdy

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Well, you did win Howling Harry's heart. He still misses you.

Hey, you should try feeding him then

What does one feed a drunken whore? Meat and two veg?

With Harry - you feed him a shot of rum and some Meow Mix.

Jase - I fed him and he still misses you. Though after the shot of rum he fell asleep for awhile and just dreamed about you.

Well I do seem to have that effect sometimes, once met never forgotten no matter how hard you try

A bit like a nasty disease really

Evil, nasty Paddy

Hey, just telling it like I see it!!!

Herpies

Awh - are you sharing your problems with the group now dear?