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21. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Okay, I'm here to lodge a complaint!!!

I am being stalked by the Florida Trophy Bass!!! You think I'm joking but I'm not! Every page I click on, regardless of forum or message center, there's that ad! I have viewed 28 pages and checked my PMs twice, making a total of 30 sightings of the Florida Trophy Bass. Stalked, I say, I'm being stalked!!!

Somebody catch the damn thing so it will leave me alone!!!

22. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Yarr, ye be cursed, I say... T'is the manhunting Florida Bass that's after ye.. Yarr... T'is said it's bigger than a four masted schooner and never gives up the chase... Afraid ye better be... Yarr... People do say it has no mouth but 4 bottoms instead.. Yarr... But there be hope. Always equip thee with stamps, for t'is said that yon beast is terrible afeared of stamps... Yarr... Yarr...

And here for all Family Guy fans:

Glen Quagmire: "Have you been in an accident or something?"
Sailor with wooden arms and legs: "No, me father was a tree."

That's it, except for a final yarr. YARR....

[ Edit: Edited at Oct 19, 2006 6:09 AM by Pardus ]

23. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

It's still stalking me!!!! But, there was also an ad for Ambien... Maybe I should just take a sleeping aid and the damn fish will disappear.

Word to the wise... Saying "Yarr" just makes matters worse. It seems to like that word a lot!

[ Edit: Edited at Oct 19, 2006 11:49 AM by Isadora ]

24. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

And here I've been thinking that this thread was actually about Florida Trophy Bass hunters. Luckily, I'm only being pursuaded to rent a Satellite Phone (capitals theirs) for $34.99 a week (in what country's funds remains a mystery). However, if they start asking me to take a honeymoon with award-winning fish in the Everglades, I promise to check with Neal first.

And this Canuckistani woman is still waiting for the live feed featuring "Giggilo Jase" and his Captivating Cupcake. I told you - the cheque is in the mail!

[ Edit: Edited at Oct 19, 2006 4:44 PM by tway ]

25. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

P.S. Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

26. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

P.S. Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Oh good! Entice that damn Bass with more YARRs!

Though, I can call you on the satellite phone they want me to rent too. (And, it looks like you have a choice in paying in USD, Brit. Sterling or Pesos.) Oh, as to the honeymoon in the Everglades - Neal will probably want a video. (I know I would!)

27. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

For a moment there I thought I was going to be saved by Batswana Tours... but no, it looks like Satellite Phone Rentals is stalking me.

28. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

For a moment there I thought I was going to be saved by Batswana Tours... but no, it looks like Satellite Phone Rentals is stalking me.

I think someone actually caught the Florida Trophy Bass as it hasn't appeared at all today. I also think the satellite phone people want us to reach out and "touch" someone since that's the most prominent ad. Right now - that want me to take a "service-oriented vacation". Not sure if that means I should volunteer for something or they just need good waitstaff for tourists or possibly hookers.

[ Edit: Edited at Oct 20, 2006 5:46 AM by Isadora ]

29. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Do they do explosive fishing?

30. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 9y

Bow fishing is better than explosive fishing! Wait...explosives are fun....but so are bows....give me a minute here....OK, they are both fun! But bow fishing is cheaper, and you don't get any parts blown off :)