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11. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Maybe we should think up a party name. The "Peg Legs" or perhaps the "Rum-blicans". They could run on political planks instead of platforms. Tour the country on treasure hunts.

12. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 10y

haha I like all of that. Though are the bad pirates so bad their good or so good they are bad?

13. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Got to be sooo bad that they are GREAT !!

14. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Beerman has the pirate hat and eyepatch - and he's a pretty bad pirate so that's a good thing. Where's the party? I haven't gotten my invitation yet...

15. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Beerman has the pirate hat and eyepatch - and he's a pretty bad pirate so that's a good thing. Where's the party? I haven't gotten my invitation yet...

Well the beerman does have the peg leg and the limp, he needs the hat to cover the hair loss ;)

16. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Beerman has the pirate hat and eyepatch - and he's a pretty bad pirate so that's a good thing. Where's the party? I haven't gotten my invitation yet...

Dear TP,

You are cordially invited to the "Beerman Does Bluebeard" pirate fest in Montreal on December 16, 2006. Chestwigs mandatory, but accommodation is limited. Please bring eyepatch, peg leg, bottle of rum, dead-man's chest, and housewarming gift. One couch available.

RSVP to:

Tway
c/o Mother Tway

by November 15th.

Mugshots (in costume) and letters of intent recommended.

Tway.

17. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

Quoting Isadora

Beerman has the pirate hat and eyepatch - and he's a pretty bad pirate so that's a good thing. Where's the party? I haven't gotten my invitation yet...

Dear TP,

You are cordially invited to the "Beerman Does Bluebeard" pirate fest in Montreal on December 16, 2006. Chestwigs mandatory, but accommodation is limited. Please bring eyepatch, peg leg, bottle of rum, dead-man's chest, and housewarming gift. One couch available.

RSVP to:

Tway
c/o Mother Tway

by November 15th.

Mugshots (in costume) and letters of intent recommended.

Tway.

I'll be sure to have the required items (mugshots and intent letters) in the mail this afternoon. Do you want the green or blue speedo shots?? Both have skull and crossbones strategically placed.

Isa leaves to find the perfect housewarming gift... She doesn't see anywhere in the invitation that it has to be store-bought...

18. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Beerman has the pirate hat and eyepatch - and he's a pretty bad pirate so that's a good thing.

Well the beerman does have the peg leg and the limp, he needs the hat to cover the hair loss ;)

Hey! Did you think that quality chest wigs just grew there all by themselves??? Oh, and his pegleg also serves as the perfect flask - holds a good 2 liters of rum or more... Be nice or no sharing with you...

19. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Isadora

Beerman has the pirate hat and eyepatch - and he's a pretty bad pirate so that's a good thing.

Well the beerman does have the peg leg and the limp, he needs the hat to cover the hair loss ;)

Hey! Did you think that quality chest wigs just grew there all by themselves??? Oh, and his pegleg also serves as the perfect flask - holds a good 2 liters of rum or more... Be nice or no sharing with you...

I'm always nice though ;)

20. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Quoting Isadora

I'll be sure to have the required items (mugshots and intent letters) in the mail this afternoon. Do you want the green or blue speedo shots?? Both have skull and crossbones strategically placed.

Umm... better send along both. Don't want him to clash with the furniture.

For anyone in need of a chestwig for the party, you can order one at:

Chestwina's
69 Bushy Lane
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Ask for Hieny.

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