HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUN!!!!!!!!!
Okay - so I know I'm a bit late for Singapore time, but it's still your birthday in the US!!! I hope you are having a wonderful time on your travels and celebrating with lots if Baileys!! (I do believe you are still in the UK at the moment...)
Isa hands Jun a very large pitcher of mango martinis, a plate of the best bangers and mash available and one giant chocolate torte with orange cream filling!!
...........and in a near-blinding flash of neon green light, accompanied by the staccato meows of 7 cats being carried against their will, comes Beerman....
Haalllllooooo Miss Jun person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, somewhere very near to your Most Happy of Happy Days!!!!!!! TA DAAAAAAAAAA!
I am now to attempt most dangerouses of stunts for amusement of you and growing crowd of your friends. I am to make all cats in hand dance to theme of Mission Impossible (no, second one, not last one with weird rich guy)......
Da da, da da da da, da da, da da juggle, throw all cats into air above head, reach out blindly hoping they will fall back into arms gently and without shredding all flesh off body......oops, RUN AWAY!!!!!! IS EVERY BEERMAN FOR SELF!!!!!
So, your happy for today is simple wish: peace and joy. Ooh, is two wishes, damn. OK, two wishes....and happy kitty. Ooh, damn, is three....neverminds....
..........and in a violently red streaky flash of light, chased by 7 of the most angry cats you are ever having seen, flees Beerman......
I'd sing the Happy Birthday song, but it has a copyright on it. Sorry.
Happy birthday, Jun! Have a great one. Hope the weather where you are is far better than the pre-winter show we're getting here.
Happy birthday, Jun! Sorry, if I am a little late with my wishes, but hope you spend a fantastic day !
Happy somewhat belated birthday Jun! Hope you had good one!
Happy Belated Birthday !! Hope you had a fantastic time and celebrated into the wee hours....
Happy birthday dude!
Hope you have a FABULOUS DAY!
take it easy
Happy birthday Jun,
Hope you had a great time where ever you are.