HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know you are probably working today, but I hope Arjan will have something very special waiting for you when you get home this evening!!! (Just remember what happened last year...)
You're going to have to wait for a little over a week, but Philly will be bearing gifts when he returns. He has been warned not to mess with them! You have my permission to punish him any way you please if the gifties do not arrive intact. Until then, it's a very large pitcher of Baileys martinis for you!!
(ps: thank you very much for the Baileys!!!! YUM!!!)
………….and in a freakishly blinding flash of green and orange light, accompanied by the double staccato tippity-tap of knee-high leather Riverdance boots, comes Beerman, aided on this occasion by his colleague, ArYanni………….
Halllooooooooo Miss Ravishing Bird-person, it is we, Beerman and ArYanni, here to make happy at you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days. TA DA!!!!!!!!!!
You are indeed most impressed by colleague, I am seeing. You have bit of drool on chin Miss…is from seeing orange leather knee-high boots, yes?
And now, colleague and Beerman will perform most Death Defying Dance of Happy ever to make perform on any stage on any world!!!!!!! Colleague, you are ready, yes? Colleague? Colleague, please to put Miss down. Miss, you are paying not attention. Halloooooo? You two are making to get room? Is OK, Beerman will sit over in corner and make watch……….OH MY GODS!! How is position possible? Beerman has read many books and seen many films, but never has this particular…..OH MY GOD!!! Is no painful? How….what……uh, HOLY SHEETS!!!! Is too much for sensitive Beerman to watch, I make leave you two alone for now.
…….and in a freakishly slow flash of green light, Beerman is gone, leaving only the sound of the shutter clicking on the camera, and the sound of ArYanni and….OH MY GOD!!!!!!!...............
ahh thanks guys..... heading to the pub in half an hour and will raise a glass or ten for you all
OH MY GODS!! How is position possible? Beerman has read many books and seen many films, but never has this particular…..OH MY GOD!!! Is no painful?
i'll send instructions later ...
Happy Happy Happy Birthday Nikki
I hope you have a FANTASTIC day (& evening too!) Many baileys will be consumed this evening l have no doubt!
Happy birthday Nikki !! All the best ! Buckets of Baileys !! Hip hip Horrayyyy...!!!!
Happy birthday girlie!
hope the birthday fairy grants all your saucy (and not so saucy) wishes