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21. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 12y

Despite the obvious unhinged nature of the Brad Pitt-313-Python loving-hair pushing MTL3, I hadn't realised you lot were into that sort of kinky stuff. And even more intrigued how a normal person like your good self Shopgirl got involved with them

22. Posted by shopgirl (Full Member 136 posts) 12y

What can I tell you Gelli??? Beneath this oh so calm and angelic exterior, I am actually covered in scales...................

23. Posted by travelover (Respected Member 494 posts) 12y

NO NO NO!!!! You have completely misunderstood photobug! She was annoyed at me for having exposed her weirdness to you guys and she is trying to get back at me by threatening me! You see, we were at the video store yesterday and I told her that I exposed her bizarre videography to TP, and while we were there I passed by this movie called Python. You must understand something about me. I am mortified of snakes... like deathly afraid of them, and the cover of the movie is a snake with it's mouth open.... I'm getting chills by just writing this... so I practically ran out of the video store at that point...
so that's that! She was threatening me with that video! She's always used snake pictures as a shield against my mischievous ways.

We're not kinky in that way... I mean I love my sister but there are limits to my love you know? Nastiness!

24. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 12y

That's Ok then. Me thinks you fit right in. Didn't seem likely that a normal person had sneeked in here, but thought i'd check.

Photobug - Thank Christ (or, more likely, alcohol) for that. I will hold you to your pledge. Still think you should spell it with a "BWUHAHA..." start though.

25. Posted by photobug (Budding Member 20 posts) 12y

Honestly, I should check this thread more often than i do, because I need to damage control here. hahaha! i didnt realize that the whole "Python" movie thing would take such an ugly turn! For a second i didnt even get where anything kinky was said, but no, i assure you, it was nowhere NEAR kinky. It's actually a stupid horror movie, sort of like "Anaconda" from a decade ago. Both titles can be easily misunderstood, understandably. I apologize for any nightmares we might have caused.

Travelover: No more posting for you!

Shopgirl: We hope you aren't scared, but given that you are covered in scales, you might be able to fit in better with us crazies


26. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 12y

Sorry, no, not Kinky as in snakes (well, not really ;) ), more that shopgirl was offering to join the MTL 3 for a session on the couch which i thought kinky....

As for damage control, think you lost any hope of that as soon as you joined TP

And Travelover, never admit your worst fears anywhere i could pick it up. You never know how i may use that when drunk in the future (hint: don't open any post or parcels you get from Sweden, or even Europe. You never know what might be in them....)

27. Posted by shopgirl (Full Member 136 posts) 12y

Gelli - you are a badass boy! I like that

28. Posted by Kris123 (Budding Member 2 posts) 12y

another grey day in the UK and a horrible day at work, and you guys (and gals) have managed to put a huge smile on my face

are all Canadians as nutty as you?

29. Posted by travelover (Respected Member 494 posts) 12y

Kris: I don't think there are many people that have our calibre of nuttiness... I hope not! But I am definitely glad to have put that smile on your face!

Gelli: I will most definitely NOT be opening any parcels that come from Sweden or Europe. I hate snakes! This is horrible... why do they exist? They should all die! They scare me...

Photobug: Just remember the Footloose kick... and I will be kicking you in that manner when you get home! Mouahahahahahahah!

30. Posted by shopgirl (Full Member 136 posts) 12y

Travelover - you know those scales i was telling you about.......Yep, you guessed it ....sssssssssss