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11. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting s_hoot

(Do we actually know who the oldest TPier is?)

Contrary to popular belief - it's not me!!!

12. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Contrary to popular belief - it's not me!!!

But you are one of the oldest, and...um...ahum....I mean...uhhh

mum: wouter, always be kind to other people, especially to the elderly

[ Edit: Edited on Jan 23, 2007, at 2:53 PM by wouterrr ]

13. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

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[ Edit: Edited on Jan 23, 2007, at 2:53 PM by wouterrr ]

14. Posted by garry moll (Budding Member 348 posts) 9y

Happy Birthday Peter, hope you have had a cracking day, and i know your not the oldest tper...
have a drink for me

15. Posted by Ahila (Inactive 1529 posts) 9y

Happy Birthday, Peter!

16. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

..........and in a really, really near-blinding flash of Bondi Beach blue light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of koala slippers, comes Beerman.........

HAAAAALLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO Mr. Peter person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make happy weeshes at you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days!!!!!!!! TA DAAAAAA!!!

You may have made notice that Beerman is dressed as nurse today. Or maybe doctor-type person, you are to take pick. You are asking self "what is hell you are wanting Beerman?" Well, you may make ask. Beerman is here, fueled by several larger glasses of after-work rum, to make Happy with you on this day (I am theenking is 11.05 am time in OZ-Land). You have not made guess of thees already?

Twist, twirl, dance, twist, leap into air, do like kangaroo dance, hop yes, hop down, hop back up yes again, pull small infant child from mock pouch, fling small infant type child into air, catch small infant type child, name small infant type child "Little Beerman Wanna-be", celebrate new birth of small screaming infant type child, wipe bits of small infant type child poo off chestwig, burp small infant type child, run to store to purchase diapers for small infant type child.......

So, you are feel Happy now, yes? Beerman is having special present for Lord High Overlord Mr. Peter person: 3 year subscription to "Diapers Anonymous" newsletter, 2 week leave for Mother Unit Janelle at beach type resort of choice complete with massage service, special Beerman copy of "Chestwigs For Children" magazine, autographed copy of "Childrens People: You Are Raising In Beerman Way" (is special edition of bestselling guide!!), and this very large bottle of rum.....is does not matter vintage....you will make drink anyway!! You must make trust in Beerman...you will make drink. And very special e-zine "Beerman, Lost Youth: How To Make Recovery Of Mis-Spent Years While Making Change Of Diapers".

Happy of Most Happy Days to YOU, Mr. Overlord Person, who makes life of Beerman possible, in odd sort of way.

.......and in a still rather nearly-blinding flash of light, Nurse Beerman flees the scene before real doctor persons, or police, make appearance. Really, Beerman could have been nurse person at one time....no, really. At the chestwig donation center. Is old story, must make tell one day............

17. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

Happy birthday Peter. I take it that this is your last birthday before you become a father. Enjoy it mate!

18. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 9y

Happy Birthday Boss...;)

Have a great one.

19. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

All the best Peter, have a good one!

Cha deoch-slàint, i gun a tràghadh.
(There is no health without an empty glass)

20. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Have a good birthday Peter - l hope the sun shines in Melbourne!