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1. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

There's been a Gnomesvile Massacre!

I hope Gnorman and his band of misfits were spared...

2. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Is nothing sacred anymore!!! Where has the kindness gone????

Gnorman and his Gnomads are perfectly safe in a secret underground bunker, guarded by 4 of the most viscious, ruthless killers the world has ever seen.......

Cheney's Rejects

3. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Arrrgg! I just spit my milk!!

4. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

The villianous villians involved in the Gnomesville Massacre should be painted, shellacked and forced to be the stand-ins for the poor deceased residents they so brutally massacred!!! I think a small vegetable stand should be erected for the sale of tomatoes. Visitors to Gnomeville can pelt them (only) at the evil-doers and the money raised from the tomato sales used to repair/replace the injured, smashed and decapitated.

Gnorman and the Gnomads have choosen three very capable individuals to help them raise money for Gnomesville. Donations will be accepted for the Gnomesville Massacre Replacement Fund. Please make checks out to Gnorman and the Gnomads, C/O Isa Manor, USA. Charitable contributions of gnomes will also be accepted.

As one of GatG representatives, Ernestine has announced that Gnorman and the Gnomads are very confortable in their bunker. They wish to thank Cheney's Rejects for the wonderful job they are doing on guard duty. The attack cats have also been very helpful. Gnorman is considering make a trip to OZ to see the devastation for himself, but feels that now is not the right time as the families are in mourning and he can't find the key to the bunker door.

5. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 9y

Keeping gnomes in your garden is a disgrace ...
http://www.freethegnomes.com/

6. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Herr Bert

Keeping gnomes in your garden is a disgrace ...
http://www.freethegnomes.com/

It's still no excuse to round the poor things up in one place and trample them to death!

Where to ex-Garden Gnomes go, anyway? Is there a fiberglass island out there for them? Do they make silly red hats? Or round up wild bunnies in cabbage patches...?

7. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Gnorman is a founding member of the Gnome Liberation Front. He even came with a little book about the organization and the charitable work they do. He and the lads have traveled to Canada, Ireland and several US states, spreading the message of the GLF. He's very active and available for autographs/photos.

8. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Would it work if I took a picture of the pictures I took of my Gnomad in Normandy and Fermanagh? We should start a Roaming Gnorman gallery...

9. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 9y

Where to ex-Garden Gnomes go, anyway? Is there a fiberglass island out there for them? Do they make silly red hats? Or round up wild bunnies in cabbage patches...?

Where do they go? Bridlington, mostly. Reports that ex gnomes are also responsible for missing socks and biros are still unconfirmed though.

Oh, the humanity!

Shouldn't that actually read "Oh, the gnomanity?"

[ Edit: Edited on Jan 26, 2007, at 8:49 AM by Gelli ]

10. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

Would it work if I took a picture of the pictures I took of my Gnomad in Normandy and Fermanagh? We should start a Roaming Gnorman gallery...

I think you're on to something there... Now just have to remember the "tag" Peter used for the Gnomads... But, check out the gallery and type in gnomes in the search - there are quite a few gnomes posted.