is yours that bad that it takes a whole forest to filter your mouth for the rest of the world to hear it
Erm. Yes. Yes it is. In no way do i actually take out my frustration by murdering colleagues and hiding there bodies in the wilderness. I just go out there to swear.
Pardus - It's great, isn't it?!
Having said that, you learn early on to NEVER direct comments that way at people, as the number of times you swear/say something in an obscure language towards somebody, only to discover that they are the only person within 2000sq km who actually understands the insult is scary. It's more or less a given that they will understand.
just thought of another one as i used it today,,,twice, honest.
salt my fxxxing taities (pototoes) not used it for ages but twice today when up against it.
One that Beerman borrowed from a co-worker and is fond of using:
It sucks to be you.
most used ....
Another fav - Numpty - a spin off of muppet
One from my youth...
SFFDHA (the first letters of every swear word we knew at age 8)
Chuck you farley, you fumb ducker always worked well too (again - about age 10)
Not much has changed...
God im having a shit week.................What a knob head, and you tosser passed my lips today.
if only mum knew.
"for fcuks sake" muttered loudly enough for people in the vicinity to hear usually covers most cock-ups for me, be they mine or someone else's! usually mine though