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11. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 9y

is yours that bad that it takes a whole forest to filter your mouth for the rest of the world to hear it

Erm. Yes. Yes it is. In no way do i actually take out my frustration by murdering colleagues and hiding there bodies in the wilderness. I just go out there to swear.

Pardus - It's great, isn't it?!

Having said that, you learn early on to NEVER direct comments that way at people, as the number of times you swear/say something in an obscure language towards somebody, only to discover that they are the only person within 2000sq km who actually understands the insult is scary. It's more or less a given that they will understand.

12. Posted by garry moll (Budding Member 348 posts) 9y

just thought of another one as i used it today,,,twice, honest.
salt my fxxxing taities (pototoes) not used it for ages but twice today when up against it.

13. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

One that Beerman borrowed from a co-worker and is fond of using:

It sucks to be you.

14. Posted by koalabear (Full Member 121 posts) 9y

most used ....
f88k u
mother f88ker

nice ......

15. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y


16. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Neal goes for:

Shore up!

17. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Another fav - Numpty - a spin off of muppet

18. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

One from my youth...

SFFDHA (the first letters of every swear word we knew at age 8)

Chuck you farley, you fumb ducker always worked well too (again - about age 10)

Not much has changed...

19. Posted by garry moll (Budding Member 348 posts) 9y

God im having a shit week.................What a knob head, and you tosser passed my lips today.
if only mum knew.

20. Posted by worldwideG (Respected Member 117 posts) 9y

"for fcuks sake" muttered loudly enough for people in the vicinity to hear usually covers most cock-ups for me, be they mine or someone else's! usually mine though

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