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51. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

Phil has just been found face down lying in a pool of apple juice wearing only his grass stained red Y-fronts, a horses tail and a big grin

Are you starting those nasty rumors again??? If anyone is going to spread rumors, it's going to be me.

Phil, put that horse's tail back where you found it and don't forget to use a tack so it doesn't fall off again. Did it have a pretty blue bow at the end of that tail? If so, I know a little donkey who is very upset with you.

There are a lot of donkeys upset with me once they realised that I am not going to call them after I had my way with them... Harharhar...

52. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting Pardus

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Jase007

Phil has just been found face down lying in a pool of apple juice wearing only his grass stained red Y-fronts, a horses tail and a big grin

Are you starting those nasty rumors again??? If anyone is going to spread rumors, it's going to be me.

Phil, put that horse's tail back where you found it and don't forget to use a tack so it doesn't fall off again. Did it have a pretty blue bow at the end of that tail? If so, I know a little donkey who is very upset with you.

There are a lot of donkeys upset with me once they realised that I am not going to call them after I had my way with them... Harharhar...

I take it Phil has lost his 'mounting' stool again

53. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Quoting Pardus

There are a lot of donkeys upset with me once they realised that I am not going to call them after I had my way with them... Harharhar...

I take it Phil has lost his 'mounting' stool again

It does appear so, doesn't it?

I hear there are some moose that aren't too happy with you either, Phil. Give them a call.

54. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

yeah, I know about the moose, and i know why they are upset. I kept calling them cows...

'Cow on wall speaks...'

But back to the topic. My woolen teapot just exploded and covered all the walls with dough and some Braunschweiger ran off with my sceptic beer tank. Is nothing sacred anymore?

55. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Pardus

yeah, I know about the moose, and i know why they are upset. I kept calling them cows...

'Cow on wall speaks...'

But back to the topic. My woolen teapot just exploded and covered all the walls with dough and some Braunschweiger ran off with my sceptic beer tank. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Only the Lindburger.

56. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Pardus

yeah, I know about the moose, and i know why they are upset. I kept calling them cows...

'Cow on wall speaks...'

But back to the topic. My woolen teapot just exploded and covered all the walls with dough and some Braunschweiger ran off with my sceptic beer tank. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Only the Lindburger.

And even then. Rumour has it the Lindburger's been having a thing on the side with the Kraft slices.

57. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Pardus

yeah, I know about the moose, and i know why they are upset. I kept calling them cows...

'Cow on wall speaks...'

But back to the topic. My woolen teapot just exploded and covered all the walls with dough and some Braunschweiger ran off with my sceptic beer tank. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Only the Lindburger.

What is cheese, really? It's milk gone bad, that's what it is. And in the case of Limburger, milk gone very, very bad... I had one in my fridge and it tried to mug me every time I opened the fridge door. Good thing I had my de-lactifier handy, that taught that bastard a lesson. He's now doing time in Brieson and the last I heard was that he's the sex slave of a loaf of Emmentaler called Alfred.
So stay away from cheese, it's not good for you. And never ask how the holes get into the Emmental cheese! All I say is, it gets very lonely up in the Alps at times...

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