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21. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 9y

Thanks, Jebski, for your kind words.

But otherwise, my vote would also go to Gelli. Let's make him travel deity, instead of travel guru

Erm.... Thanks, i think

Wooooah. Lets stop that idea right there before Pardus gets any really silly ideas [ok, Pardus will always get lots of really silly ideas, but i mean ones specifically attached to that comment]

Deity seems to imply some kind of religious something or other, and seems to be heading down the road towards some kind of Cult, and people stalking me in adoration (or just because they think i've stolen their wallet). Admittedly i've had great fun starting bizarre cults in the past and have had some success, but, sadly, as part of my now grown up, responsible and professional* career, i have had to leave those days behind me. I am contractually bound by my current employer not to start, get involved with or in any way become a figurehead of, any cult or movement. It's not good for business. Well, my business, maybe, but not my employers. In addition, the parole officers are unlikely to look too kindly at it, and I already have more than my fair share of f*cked up stalkers and don't need anymore. That is all of course ignoring the fact that i'm mostly radical atheist anyway.

So, thanks again, i thunk, but no thanks. And if anymore of ridiculous thoughts spread, or take off, i'll be forced into the worst kind of action. Yes, i will talk to MikeyBoab and get him to tell me the secret of how to get my status to Budding (or maybe Full) Member, and thus deliberately demote myself.

  • Don't be daft. Of course they aren't my words
22. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Gelli

In addition, the parole officers are unlikely to look too kindly at it, and I already have more than my fair share of f*cked up stalkers and don't need anymore.

The parole officers just can't resist those boyish good looks of yours. It's a proven fact and even published in USA Today.

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