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131. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

PenguinsPoint® Complaintsform:

Customers Name*:

Delivery address*:

Penguin number*:

Penguins name*:

Complaint:

Date*:

Ordernumber*:

Temporarely Note:
Our penguins are in great danger because of the penguinkiller Michael from Utrecht. We are not responsible for the fact that coffee gets delivered cold and with a sever amount of penguinblood and/or biscuits that have become wet by penguinblood. Thanks for the confidence you have in us. We always try to innovate and deliver the best quality to our customer.

  • = mandatory. Otherwise this form can’t be processed into our system and will not be dealt with.
132. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

Quoting Pardus

What about us Tea Drinkers here? I am still waiting for a nice cuppa and a bikkie!!!!

Next eel please...

u can get some spicey indian tea with cinnamon (fish water with milkpowder and pepper). that will cheer you up, Pardus. tea is good for all complaints and diseases Pardus, also for "that" what you have;). Cuppa "Joe" with a wet biscuit has arrived for you, Isadora. Check your basement every now and then to check for phosphates and German schlagers, yetzt gehtzzz los....

Chinese tea sounds good to me. Mmmmhhh... Rancid yak butter tea...

BUT NO GERMAN SCHLAGERS!!!!!! That's the ultimate argument in favor of voluntary deafness!!! There's another reason for not going back to Switzerland in a good while... But now I've got f%^&*£ing Juergen Drews in my head.. Ein Bett im Kornfeld AAAAAARGHHHHHH

Okay let's see if I can get rid of him by using Christopher Walken's voice...

Last Orders please!

133. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

PenguinsPoint® Complaintsform:

Customers Name*: Isadora

Delivery address*: Middle of Nowhere, USA

Penguin number*: 1

Penguins name*: Penguin

Complaint: Fish bones in the biscuit and scales in the coffee

Date*: February 23, 2007

Ordernumber*: 1,267,958

Temporarely Note:
Our penguins are in great danger because of the penguinkiller Michael from Utrecht. We are not responsible for the fact that coffee gets delivered cold and with a sever amount of penguinblood and/or biscuits that have become wet by penguinblood. Thanks for the confidence you have in us. We always try to innovate and deliver the best quality to our customer.

  • = mandatory. Otherwise this form can’t be processed into our system and will not be dealt with.
134. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Customer's Name*: Tway the thirsty

Delivery address*: At the end of Windsor station, downtown, Montreal

Penguin number*: 1

Penguin's name*: X® (offspring of W®)

Complaint: Late with the latté!

Date*: yesterday and apparently this morning, too

Order number*: 000001

New request: double-double on the double

135. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

these complaint forms can't be registered. Our excuses for the inconveniences. We don't accept complaint forms at the moment. Please try again next month. Thanks for the confidence you have in us. We always try to innovate and deliver the best quality to our customer. Our penguin deliverers always wear a tag with name and penguin number. If the penguin has no tag (which is burned on the chest), it is no Penguin from PenguinsPoint®. In that case we can't help you. please turn to the nearest police station in your area. These penguins are illegal.

136. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Why am I not surprised at this response to our complaints...

T, maybe we should consider taking our business over to AlbatrossAlley. Look at all the delivery birds they have available.

137. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

AlbatrossAlley doesn't serve nor deliver coffee. They are specialized in trafficking goods you and I don't want to know about, believe me girlfriend

[ Edit: Edited on Feb 23, 2007, at 8:06 AM by wouterrr ]

138. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Why am I not surprised at this response to our complaints...

T, maybe we should consider taking our business over to AlbatrossAlley. Look at all the delivery birds they have available.

You asked for it: ALBATROSS!!! ALBATROSS!!! ALBATROSS!!!

Next Ham please...

139. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

an albatros smells, a penguin doesn't

140. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

"My dog has no nose."
"How does he smell?"
"Awful!"

Sorry, am trapped in a Monty Python quoting frenzy...

Bandmaster, could I have my melodies please?