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141. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

a penguin washes his armpits every morning with soap from the civil world (and sprays old spice on his entire body; the reason why women like Purdy, Isadora and Tway are attracted to these creatures).

Oh damn gotta go...groupsession (AA meeting) is over..

142. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

AlbatrossAlley doesn't serve nor deliver coffee. They are specialized in trafficking goods you and I don't want to know about, believe me girlfriend

They serve fair-trade, low-fat, deiodized-water filtered coffee. Yummy and profressional - and on time! The FedEx of bird service! And courteous, too - they don't poop on the front stoop.

Plus albatross make for better poetry:

"Instead of a cross
a penguin
around my neck was hung."

It just doesn't have the same rhyme.

143. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

they don't poop on the front stoop.

my penguins never poop on the stoop. Was that a penguin with a tag burned on his chest? I think Not, tway!! My penguins are indoctrinated not to poop if they have passed the civil world (so from fire land in Chile/south-America)....

144. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

Quoting wouterrr

AlbatrossAlley doesn't serve nor deliver coffee. They are specialized in trafficking goods you and I don't want to know about, believe me girlfriend

They serve fair-trade, low-fat, deiodized-water filtered coffee. Yummy and profressional - and on time! The FedEx of bird service! And courteous, too - they don't poop on the front stoop.

Plus albatross make for better poetry:

"Instead of a cross
a penguin
around my neck was hung."

It just doesn't have the same rhyme.

That's one of my favs!!! (Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner, that is.)

Well, then I think it's safe to say that, unless PenguinPoint straightens up their act, AlbatrossAlley will be getting more business in the very near future.

145. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

albatross hahahahahahahahaha....such a goofy animal, you really don't want to get coffee from this animal. I guess it will spit in your coffee to just mess with u (I have heard a lot of rumours about this)....

146. Posted by Ahila (Inactive 1529 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

albatross hahahahahahahahaha....such a goofy animal, you really don't want to get coffee from this animal. I guess it will spit in your coffee to just mess with u (I have heard a lot of rumours about this)....

Someone getting jealous?

147. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 9y

Why does Monty Python keep popping up in my mind

ALBATROS !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_u7VGiMO0U

148. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

W® was caught in the act trying to oust the competition!!

149. Posted by Ahila (Inactive 1529 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

W® was caught in the act trying to oust the competition!!

150. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

Ladies and gentleman. The price of the coffee is reduced with 0,10€ = 0,07UK£ = 0,15Ca$ = 0,13US$ = 15,9¥ = 0,17AU$ = 5,8 IndianRs = 0,46 MYR = 14,3 LKR...;).